So this kacang, kacang tanah mentega vs. jem joke...?

okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it lebih Fanpop compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between kacang, kacang tanah mentega and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either Google and read the real version atau think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P

The punchline I heard was "you can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)

anda can Google it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha

The punchline is, "I can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega my c**k up your ass!" Because he can jem it up there!

I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I Cinta the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P

based on a real sandwich

I'll modify it for you.
anda can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.

I can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega my dick up your ass

anda can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega your d*** up her a**

its a real joke, its whats the difference between kacang, kacang tanah mentega and jam? the aNSWER: i cant kacang, kacang tanah mentega my dick up ur ass.... think about it..

I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega my dick up your ass! :p

Yes it is a real joke, but of the not selamat, peti deposit keselamatan for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between kacang, kacang tanah mentega and jam?" and the answer is "I can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega my dick up your *ss"

I can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega my dick up anda ass

It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If anda have to know here anda go: "What's the difference between kacang, kacang tanah mentega and jam? anda cannot kacang, kacang tanah mentega someone's ass." ;)

this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me

ooo its exsist

"I can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega my dick in your ass"

I can't kacang, kacang tanah mentega my dick in her ass