We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are anda today?

Reub.: anda can't drink two jars of applesauce if anda don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, anda can make a dog bark faster than a ikan can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think anda are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! anda may have notice that my nama pengguna is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my kegemaran couple EVER, McGee and Abby from NCIS (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your nama pengguna right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope anda guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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