"The Sin Eater"
Ichabod …
... is confused sejak Abbie’s yelling at an umpire during a baseball game.
"The Midnight Ride"
Ichabod …
... is baffled sejak the concept of a supermarket. (“My God, where do anda procure such massive quantities of preserves? Is there a nearby citadel?”)
... is confounded sejak the concept of bottled water. (“You paid? For water?”)
... is troubled sejak wastefulness. (“The extent to which your generation has defiled this earth is truly mind-boggling.”)
... is confused sejak cell phones. He picks up a can of Makanan when Abbie’s rings.
... doesn’t understand how to end a...
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