HI my name is jay B and I'm a ninja i can jump from a skyscraper when I'm not kicking some ones ass I'm the most famous person in the world i can speak all the languages on earth when i sing i make a stone cry
my girlfriend is the most beautiful girl on earth and I'm the richest person on earth

(hahaha that is sooooo not me XD)

u forgot the i will.. so.... i will eat my dad's cd cases

so will he whilst stabbing a cloud

I will.... Pash Lenny Pearce :D

My name is Rosetta Bootyliscious, and I work for an undercover co-operation for the government. A major part of my job is that I invent new gadgets for MI5 and MI6, as well as for myself. My favourite piece is The Swiss Army Pen, and it turns into anything I need or want. For instance, it would turn into a diamond crusher. With my skills and knowledge, I will prevent the world from total abomination.

My name is Monica DragonRider, and I'm going to ride the dragon titan into a black hole to destroy the 64th dimension that is plotting to shatter the walls of everything we know and plunge everything into eternal chaos and destroy everything until there is nothing left... not even time and space.

My name is Lily Amber Tiffany Heather McJonesSmithersonman and I'm a wizard who can control Fire. I can also eat fire, It tastes yummy :D. I also eat the souls of evil people. I have rainbow hair and a gold eye and red eye. I have black angel wings and wolf ears and a tail. I have scythe that's actually a person named Arthur Kirkland.

See if you can catch the references :D