Me: (is in a brutal fight with Carla, which leaves me outside on the ground, hurt brutally and beaten cold.)
Janay: Michelle?
Me: (I open my eyes) Hi Janay. (then my eyes are closed again)
Janay: Oh my god! We have to call the ambulance!
Kenny: (muffled) Janay, what's wrong?
Janay: Michelle's hurt!
Stan: WHAT?!?!?!
Cartman: What's going on?!? (then sees that Michelle's face is half white and half filled with blood) Michelle? Oh my god!!!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL 911!
Janay: (immediately calls 911)
Kyle: Guys, is everything okay!?!?!?!?!?
Cartman: Michelle got hurt in a fight!
(then the ambulans comes and places...
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