Jareth

Disclaimer : I do not own labyrinth atau it's characters.
(Inspired sejak the song Angel Eyes sejak New Years rah wandered into the bubble ball Jareth had created for her. All the guests were dressed darkly. The female fae were wearing Gothic Victorian style dresses with their mysterious masks and the male fae were wearing dark Suits with black old fashioned bow ties. Sarah herself was dressed in a similar Gothic gaun though it was less revealing, her Chocolate brown hair was now changed into jet black with red highlights peeking out, she had black lipstick and dark liner. She wore a choker and stiletto...

Grazz led Sarah down the hall and like magic,the dinding opened up and the dining hall came into sight.
A crystal chandilier hung from the celing. the celing looked like the night sky. pictures where pefectlly put into place. a long banquet meja, jadual was covered in mouth watering food. in the middle was a large centerpiece in the shape of a crystal flower.
wow this place is amazing! boy i'm starved! Sarah thought looking at the juicy, tender meat with a warm buttery biskut on a plate. as she sat down, she noticed Grazz started to leave. "Grazz aren't anda hungry?" Sarah asked looking up from her plate....

(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock Kandi sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help anda with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do anda have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

Interviewer: have anda had any experience with kids before?

Jareth: yes indeed, anda see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my istana, castle in the goblin...