[Cole]
You know what, I dont even care. They'v been gone this long, and I don't even care!
Cassidy left me. Yeah, I know, right? Well, she's gone off with some other guy and left me all alone on some Island far from Ninjago. Farther than the Dark Island. See, it all started like this: She got mad at me for getting mad at her, then Mr. Charming comes in and is all like 'I'm better than him blah, blah, blah' and then long story short, I'm on an islande.

"Cole, anda can't be mad about this!?" Cassidy said, gesturing to the red-and-gold book in her hand.
"Yes, I can, and I am!" I said.
"Well, it's a...

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"HOLY SHYZA, SORA YOUR KILLING ME!!"
I squealed with pain as Sora tried zipping up the dress. Its not like I was fat. I just ate to much Nandos.... (I like Nandos... ewe XD)
I squeezed Nya's hand.
"Breath!" She told me. "Breath!"
"GAH! IT FEELS LIKE I'M GIVING FUDGING BIRTH!!"
I screamed. I was sucking in my gut, not pushing. Just sucking in my gut.
Ziiiiip
Finally, it was all over. A sigh escaped my lips. "No lebih Nandos, Gabby...." stated Sora.
"Awwww.... but why? Nya and I go there every Sunday!"
Nya raised a brow. "Hey. Don't bring me into this. Its anda who likes...

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Hiya! I got bored and wrote Rawak shit!

Action: *comes in wearing old timey dress*King Idiot! I bring new of good from across the land of the llamas!
Jay: What is this news madam bitch?
Action: TIME OUT! *Slaps the hell out of him*I AM NO BITCH! TIME IN! *back to proper voice* api, kebakaran istana, castle has decided to wage war on anda for taking the hand of King Sexy's sister.
Jay: TIME OUT! Why does he get to be king sexy? Why can't I be king sexy?
Action: *stares* Do anda really want me to answer that Jay?
Jay:...no.
Kai: *jumps in with a crown* I WILL! I'm sexier than anda that's why!
Jay: Who says?!
Action:...