1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth atau a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that anda had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One sejak One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge berkata you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron berkata you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting seterusnya to each...
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