[Shot of Kate walking up the pantai with bananas. She finds Sawyer's clothes and a paperback edition of Watership Down.]
SAWYER: [from the ocean] Hell of a book. It's about bunnies.
[We see Sawyer coming out of the ocean naked.]
KATE: [looking Sawyer up and down] Must be cold without your trunks.
SAWYER: anda bet. How about anda come a little closer and warm me up?
KATE: anda sure know how to make a girl feel special, Sawyer.
[Kate walks away.]
[We see Sawyer in a hotel room in katil with a woman, Jess.]
JESS: You're incredible Sawyer.
SAWYER: I Cinta you. Look at you. What do anda want, right now?
JESS: How could I want anything else?
[Jess notices the time.]
JESS: Oh, uh-oh, baby.
SAWYER: Oh, what.
JESS: I thought anda had a meeting.
SAWYER: Yeah, but it's not until 3:30.
JESS: Baby, it's 3:28.
SAWYER: Damn it. Damn it. Baby, why don't anda just, uh...
JESS: No, just go. anda go, okay, I'll stay here -- order room service, get fat.
SAWYER: Why don't anda order a Chocolate sundae -- when I get back, I'll use anda as a dish.
[Sawyer pulls a brief case from on bahagian, atas of the almari and money spills out.]
SAWYER: anda weren't exactly supposed to see that.
[Shot of Sawyer in the jungle. He hears rustling noises. He starts running and comes across Boone in his stuff.]
SAWYER: What are anda doing in my stuff, son?
[Shot of Sayid being doctored sejak Jack.]
JACK: This is going to hurt. Ready to tell me what happened?
SAYID: We were trying to find the sumber of the distress call. I saw the flare from the pantai and then the flare from Sawyer's position in the jungle. I switched on my antenna, activated the transceiver, and then -- darkness. Whoever hit me came from behind.
JACK: And destroyed the equipment?
JACK: Listen, we're going to figure this out, but don't do anything. . .
SAYID: I will do whatever I need to do to find the man responsible.
[Shannon and Boone enter the caves. Boone is wounded.]
SHANNON: We need some help over here.
JACK: What happened?
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[Shot of Claire Penulisan in her diary. Charlie approaches with some water.]
CHARLIE: Morning delivery.
CLAIRE: Awww, you're sweet, thanks.
CHARLIE: Well, I figured in your condition, with the extra baggage, anda know. . .
CLAIRE: Well, I can still walk.
CHARLIE: Barely. Anyway, I worry about anda out here. anda know, it's very -- sunny.
CLAIRE: Thus, my hat.
CHARLIE: There's plenty of hats in the caves. And we've got a doctor there, as well. That'll come in handy.
CLAIRE: I like the beach, Charlie.
CHARLIE: Yeah, who wouldn't want to spend the hari with sand fleas.
CLAIRE: I want to be here -- for when we get rescued.
CHARLIE: When we get rescued, right.
[Shot of Boone getting doctored sejak Jack.]
BOONE: Jack, it's fine. It's just a scrape.
JACK: Yeah, lot's of scrapes today. I'm running out of peroxide.
BOONE: He just jumped me man. I didn't. . .
BOONE: Shannon has asthma.
JACK: I've never seen her have an attack before.
BOONE: Because she had an inhaler. She's sneaks hits when no one's looking. She's been embarrassed about it since she was a little kid. I guess breathing's not cool.
JACK: Had an inhaler?
BOONE: It ran out a couple of days ago. But I had 4 refills which should have been enough for a couple of months. But she always forgets her medication so I put it my suitcase. Today I see that jackass Membaca Watership Down.
JACK: You're losing me.
BOONE: It was in my bags, the stuff that I checked. If he has my book he has my luggage, if he has the luggage he has the inhalers. Her breathing got really rough today, man. If she has an attack, it's not going to be good.
[Shot of Sawyer Membaca his letter, smoking a cigarette. Jack enters and starts going through Sawyer's stuff. Sawyer folds his letter fast.]
JACK: Where is it?
SAWYER: Hey, Doc. Long time no see.
JACK: Where is it?
SAWYER: Where's what?
JACK: The girl's asthma medicine. Shannon -- her inhalers.
SAWYER: Oh, that.
JACK: anda attacked a kid for trying to help his sick sister.
SAWYER: No, I whooped a thief cuz he was going through my stuff.
JACK: Yours? What makes it yours? What, anda think anda can just take something out of a suitcase and that makes it yours?
SAWYER: Which I had to alih because everybody just wants to help themselves. Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's 9/10ths. And a man's got a right to protect his property.
JACK: Get up.
SAWYER: Why, anda want to see who's taller?
JACK: Get up.
SAWYER: anda sure anda want to make this your problem, Doc?
JACK: Oh yeah. I'm sure.
[Sawyer gets up. Kate enters.]
KATE: Hey, what's going on here?
[Jack walks away, Kate follows.]
[Sawyer and Jess are in the hotel room.]
JESS: anda told me anda were going to Baton Rouge to close a deal.
SAWYER: Just trust me, there isn't any time to explain. I'm already late. I miss this meeting, the whole deal's a bust, alright? That's everything I have. 140,000 dollars. There's an oil mining operation in the Gulf of Mexico -- drilling platforms. 300,000 dollars buys one share, but as soon as anda invest a Government sponsored fund kicks in and triples your money in two weeks. Triples it.
JESS: You've got 140.
SAWYER: I found an investor in Toronto -- wants in 50/50. In two weeks we'll be splitting almost a million bucks. Jess, this is my chance.
JESS: There's another option.
SAWYER: Yeah, and what's that?
JESS: That I give anda the 160,000 and we perpecahan, berpecah the profit.
SAWYER: Yeah, and how in the hell are anda going to scare up 160,000 bucks?
JESS: My husband.
[Shot of Kate and Jack on beach.]
JACK: I'm going to kill him.
KATE: That's not going to help us get the medicine.
JACK: Maybe not, but it'll feel good.
KATE: So what's stopping you?
JACK: We're not savages, Kate. Not yet.
KATE: Let me talk to Sawyer.
JACK: What makes anda think he's going to listen to you?
KATE: He says we have a connection.
JACK: Do you?
[Shot of Sawyer chopping wood.]
KATE: What do anda want?
SAWYER: Excuse me?
KATE: What do anda want, Sawyer?
SAWYER: Freckles, I got so many jawapan to that question, I wouldn't even know where to start.
KATE: What do anda want for the inhalers?
SAWYER: Ah, good question. Hang on a tick. What do I want? A Ciuman ought to do it.
SAWYER: A kiss, from you, right now?
KATE: I don't buy it.
SAWYER: Buy what?
KATE: The act. anda try too hard, Sawyer. I ask anda to help a woman who can't breath and anda want me to Ciuman you? Nobody's that disgusting. I've seen you, anda know.
SAWYER: Seen me what?
KATE: With that piece of paper -- the one anda keep in your pocket. Seen the expression on your face when anda read it and how carefully anda fold it up. It means something to you. So anda can play games all anda want, but I know there's a human being in there somewhere. Give me the medication.
SAWYER: anda think anda understand me?
KATE: Yeah. I think I have. . .
SAWYER: Shut up. anda want to know what kind of human being I am? [He hands her his letter] Read it. Read it. Out loud.
KATE: Dear Mr. Sawyer, anda don't know who I am but I know who anda are and I know what anda done. anda had sex with my mother and then anda mencuri my dad's money all away. So he got angry and he killed my mother and then he killed himself, too.
SAWYER: Don't stop now. You're just getting to the good part.
KATE: All I know is your name. But one of these days I'm going to find anda and I'm going to give anda this letter so you'll remember what anda done to me. anda killed my parents, Mr. Sawyer.
SAWYER: Now about that kiss... I didn't think so.
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[Shot of a pisau sharpening a stick to a point.]
SAYID: Locke, where were anda last night, around sunset?
LOCKE: Well, I'm afraid the only witness to my whereabouts is the babi, babi hutan that I was skinning for our dinner. I heard anda were trying to send out a distress call. So it would seem whoever attacked anda has a reason for not wanting to get off the island. Maybe someone who is profiting from our current circumstances? And from what I've seen anda and Mr. Sawyer share a certain animosity.
SAYID: No, he has an alibi. Just before I was struck, he set off a bottle rocket, a signal we had worked out -- 2 kilometers away. He wouldn't have the time to go. . .
LOCKE: Unless he found a way to time delay the fuse on his rocket.
SAYID: How could he possibly have. . .
LOCKE: Anyone who watches Televisyen knows how to improvise a slow fuse. Use a cigarette. [Locke offers Sayid his knife] Just in case there's a seterusnya time.
[Shot of Shannon gasping. Shot of Jack looking through his stash of medicine. We see Sun looking on.]
BOONE: Just try to breathe. Breathe. Come on Shann work with me.
[Sawyer walks to the caves to get some water. Jack approaches.]
JACK: Give me the inhalers -- now.
SAWYER: Hell, I wondered when anda were going to stop asking nice.
[Jack slugs him.]
SAWYER: Well, it's about time, cowboy. Been telling anda since hari one, we're in the wild. Didn't think anda had it in you.
[Jack slugs him again.]
SAWYER: That all anda got?
[We see Sawyer at a restaurant with Jess and her husband, David.]
SAWYER: I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
JESS: Why not?
SAWYER: Because business between Friends is always a little sticky. I don't know anda well, but I know your wife. Working with her at the auto dealership, I'm just not sure I'm comfortable.
DAVID: Louisiana will invest two thirds of the drilling costs. What is this? A loophole?
SAWYER: Look, David, you're reluctant. I get it. anda got your lumbar yard, anda don't need this.
JESS: anda should do this.
DAVID: Jess, I don't even know this guy.
JESS: tunjuk him the cash.
DAVID: How do I know this is real?
SAWYER: The money? Hell, how about anda hold on to it for a night. Check it out. I want anda to feel secure. anda know what? Let's not do this. I've got another investor who's already committed.
SAWYER: [putting 300 down on the table] This should cover lunch. And I'll see anda Monday [to Jess]. David.
[Shot of Claire and Charlie on the beach.]
CLAIRE: Warm fluffy towels. Your turn.
CHARLIE: Uh, banoffee pie.
CLAIRE: anda already berkata that.
CHARLIE: Toffee and cream, mmmm.
CLAIRE: Is Makanan the only thing that anda miss?
CHARLIE: You're pregnant. I mean, do anda not crave anything? Pickles, fried ice cream, chocolate?
CLAIRE: kacang, kacang tanah butter. I'm the only Australian who loves kacang, kacang tanah butter.
CHARLIE: I could get anda kacang, kacang tanah butter.
CLAIRE: Yeah, sure anda can.
CHARLIE: Yes, I can. And when I get anda kacang, kacang tanah mentega anda have to vacate this sandy pantai of depression and alih to the caves. Deal?
[Shot of Shannon gasping.]
BOONE: Help, she's not breathing. The attacks are getting worse.
JACK: Shannon, listen to me. Look at me, look at me. anda need to listen now. This isn't just the asthma, it's anxiety. It's in your head.
JACK: Yes. anda know that your medicine's run out and you're panicking. Shannon, Shannon, look at me. We can fight this, together, okay? Nod your head, Shannon. Good. Breathe in through. . .
BOONE: She needs her inhaler.
JACK: Boone! [to Shannon] Breathe in through your nose, slowly. No, no, no. In through the nose, like this. anda can do this Shannon. anda can do it. In through the nose. anda got your breath. Yeah. Your color's coming back. See, I knew anda could do this. Do anda feel it?
JACK: It's passing. Okay. Again, in through the nose. Alright, just keep doing that. Keep breathing like that. That's perfect, good job.
[Jack takes Boone aside.]
JACK: Keep her relaxed. Do not let her panic.
BOONE: Yeah. Yeah.
HURLEY: Wow, man. That was awesome. I mean, that was like a -- Jedi moment.
[We see Jack walking out of the caves. Sayid follows.]
SAYID: Jack, what will happen if she doesn't get the medicine? [Jack shrugs] Then we have to make Sawyer give it to us.
JACK: Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
SAYID: No, not you, me. I served 5 years in the Republican Guard.
JACK: I thought anda were a communications officer.
SAYID: Part of my training entailed getting the enemy to communicate. Just give me 10 minit with him. He'll give us the medicine. [Jack doesn't respond] Is that a yes?
JACK: [taking a long moment] Yes.
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[Shot of Charlie and Hurley walking in the jungle.]
HURLEY: Makanan from the plane's been gone for over a week, dude.
CHARLIE: What, no secret stash for emergencies? anda and Jack have got a bunch of stuff in that cave.
HURLEY: Sorry, man. No kacang, kacang tanah butter. No peanuts. No nothing.
CHARLIE: Yeah, but, there's got to be something. I mean, look at you.
HURLEY: Look at what?
CHARLIE: No, no. Listen.
HURLEY: Fat guy hoarding the food, is that what anda think?
CHARLIE: No. It's just we've been here for two weeks and you've not really. . .
HURLEY: Slimmed down much?
CHARLIE: All I need is a bag of peanuts.
HURLEY: I have no food, alright? And for the record, I'm down a notch in my belt. I'm a big guy, it's going to be a while before you're going to want to give me a piggy back ride, okay?
CHARLIE: Sorry. Sorry, that was bad form.
HURLEY: Yeah. I'm used to it.
CHARLIE: So, not even a bag of. . .
HURLEY: Dude. . .
CHARLIE: Okay. Alright, I'm sorry.
[Shot of Michael trying to clean a ikan and getting it all over himself.]
MICHAEL: Aaah, damn, stupid...
SUN: Michael -- the sick girl. [Sun makes breathing sounds]
MICHAEL: Yeah. Asthma.
SUN: Yes, asthma. I think I can help her.
[Shot of Sawyer sleeping in an airline seat. He awakens and looks up to see Sayid.]
SAYID: [with a big metal pipe poised over Sawyer's head] Good morning.
[We see Jack and Sayid dragging Sawyer away.]
KATE: What are anda doing? Jack.
JACK: This was Sawyer's choice, not mine.
KATE: If anda do this. . .
[We see Sawyer tied to a tree. Sayid splashes water on his face to bring him to.]
SAWYER: Well, ain't anda the Brave one, jumping a guy while he's napping. Uh-oh, I'm in trouble now, ain't I?
JACK: Sawyer, I'm giving anda the chance to do the right thing. Now, all I want is the asthma medicine. Just tell me where the inhalers are and we'll stop.
SAWYER: Stop what, Chico?
[Shot of Sayid making bamboo spikes.]
JACK: It doesn't have to be this way.
SAWYER: Yeah, it does.
SAYID: We do not have bamboo in Iraq, although we do have something similar -- reeds. But their effect is the same when the shoots are inserted underneath the fingernails.
SAWYER: anda know what I think, Ali. I think you've never actually tortured anybody in your life.
SAYID: Unfortunately for us both, you're wrong.
[Sayid starts with the bamboo under the fingernails.]
SAWYER: That's it? That's all anda got? Splinters? No wonder we kicked your keldai in the Gulf. . . [he screams].
JACK: Sayid. Sayid!
SAWYER: No. Don't stop now. I think my sinuses are clearing.
JACK: What the hell is wrong with you?
SAYID: Perhaps losing an eye will loosen your tongue?
SAWYER: Okay, okay.
SAYID: Where is it?
SAWYER: The only person I'll tell is her.
SAWYER: That's the deal.
[We see Sawyer playing pool with his buddy Kilo in a pool hall.]
KILO: Tell me Sawyer, do anda want to die? Because when a man walks in my place and tells me he left a 160,000 of my hard won dollars in the care of a civilian I've got to ask myself if what I'm hearing isn't the desperate cry for the sweet release of death.
SAWYER: Deal closed today. See, women are easy -- a few cosmos, a couple of stunts they haven't seen between the sheets, and they think the scam's their idea. Now husbands, they need to touch the money, smell it -- believe that if they had the brass to put that suitcase in the batang of their family sedan and speed away, they just might have a chance at being an honest-to-gosh outlaw.
KILO: Okay, Tex. anda got your grift so pat, what'd anda need my money for? Where's your seed from the last couple anda roped?
SAWYER: Well, what can I say? I like earning it as much as I like spending it.
KILO: Be that as it may, I know a thing atau two about making people suffer. Now anda have my money, plus 50%, sejak noon tomorrow atau I'll tell anda all about it.
[Shot of Kate with Sawyer.]
KATE: So I'm here. Where is it?
SAWYER: Happy to tell you, as soon as I get that kiss.
KATE: What? Are anda serious?
SAWYER: Baby, I am tied to a pokok in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured sejak a damn spinal surgeon and a gen-u-ine I-raqi. Of course, I'm serious. You're just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. anda really going to let that girl suffocate because anda can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss? Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for anda I ain't greedy.
SAWYER: I don't have it.
SAWYER: The medicine. I don't have it, never did.
KATE: The book -- they berkata anda found it in their luggage.
SAWYER: The book washed up on shore, went in the drink with the rest of. . .
[Kate elbows him across the face. Then we see her walking toward Jack and Sayid.]
KATE: He doesn't have it.
SAYID: He's lying. Can't anda see that? He's been lying from the beginning. He doesn't want us to get off this island. That's why he attacked me.
JACK: Hold on a minute.
SAYID: He destroyed the transceiver.
JACK: anda don't know that. Sayid!
[Sayid runs back to Sawyer. Sawyer is loosening the bindings on his wrist. Sayid and Sawyer struggle. Sayid stabs him in the arm. Sayid holds his arms out, like it was an accident. Jack pulls the pisau out, blood spurts out.]
JACK: anda hit an artery. [to Sawyer] Keep still damn it. Sayid, I need my stuff from the caves, my leather backpack. Go.
[Jack is pinching Sawyer's artery closed.]
KATE: Can anda make it stop?
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[Shot of Sayid back at the caves. Boone sitting with Shannon.]
BOONE: [running to Sayid] Whose blood is that? Whose blood is that?
BOONE: anda went after Sawyer and anda didn't even tell me? She's my sister.
SHANNON: Boone, don't leave me alone, okay?
BOONE: I'm not going anywhere, okay?
[Shot of Michael coming in while Sayid runs out. Sun approaches Michael.]
MICHAEL: [holding out some branches] Are these the right ones? I think I found the right tree, but I'm guessing.
SUN: [smelling the cuttings] Just let me see. Oh yes, good.
[Jin enters, yelling. Sun walks away. Jin looks at Michael angrily.]
MICHAEL: Don't, man. I'm telling you, don't.
[Shot of Kate and Jack keeping Sawyer still.]
SAWYER: Let go. I know anda want to.
JACK: Shut up. And stop moving.
SAWYER: You've been waiting for this, haven't you? Now anda get to be the hero again, because that's what anda do -- fix everything up all nice. Tell him to let go, Freckles. We already made out, what else I got to live for? Hey, Jack, there's something anda should know -- if the tables were turned, I'd watch anda die.
[We see Sawyer at David and Jess' house, finalizing the deal.]
SAWYER: Alrighty. It looks like we're in the oil business.
DAVID: We're cool?
SAWYER: Oh, we're cool.
DAVID: We get the money back?
SAWYER: Week from tomorrow, tripled.
DAVID: You're not going to skip town, are you?
JESS: David, for god's sake, he left all his money with us. We could've skipped town.
SAWYER: Smart woman anda got there, David. Don't let her go.
[A kid comes into the room.]
JESS: Hi, baby. What are anda doing up? Are anda feeling better?
BOY: Will anda read to me?
JESS: In a minit sweetheart. We have company right now.
[Sawyer is looking at the kid, very sad.]
DAVID: anda okay?
SAWYER: Deal's off.
DAVID: Excuse me?
SAWYER: Deal's off, forget it.
JESS: What are anda doing?
DAVID: Hold on, what is this, a joke?
SAWYER: I'm calling it off, walking away.
DAVID: You're not walking out of here. anda know what I had to do for this? All this money in one day?
SAWYER: Take your hand off me, boy.
DAVID: What's going on here?
JESS: This isn't how is was supposed to work. anda berkata that we were. . .
DAVID: Said? What'd he say Jessica?
[Sawyer leaves the money and walks out.]
[Shot of Sawyer waking up with bandage, Kate is with him.]
KATE: You're lucky to be alive.
KATE: Went to the caves to check on Shannon. [She holds up Sawyer's letter] I read it again, and then again, because I've been trying to figure out why anda beat up Boone instead of just telling him anda didn't have his sister's medication. Why anda pretended to have it anyway. The thing that I keep coming back around to is that anda want to be hated. Then I looked at the envelope -- America's bicentennial, Knoxville, TN. anda were just a kid, 8 maybe 9 years old.
KATE: This letter wasn't written to you. anda wrote this letter. Your name's not Sawyer, is it?
SAWYER: It was his name. He was a confidence man. Romanced my momma to get to the money, wiped them out clean, left a mess behind. So I wrote that letter. I wrote it knowing one hari I'd find him. But that ain't the sad part. When I was 19, I needed 6 grand to pay these guys off I was in trouble with. So I found a pretty lady with a dumb husband who had some money. And I got them to give it to me. How's that for a tragedy? I became the man I was hunting. Became Sawyer. Don't anda feel sorry for me. [He grabs the letter from her]. Get the hell out. Get out!
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[Shot of Sun putting a Eucalyptus paste on Shannon, holding it in front of her nose.]
BOONE: [to Jack] I don't know. It's a miracle. She just showed up with that mixture. She rubbed it on Shannon's chest and 10 minit later she was breathing.
JACK: [smelling it] Eucalyptus -- smart, Jack. [to Sun] Thank you, very much.
[Shot of Charlie gathering Claire's clothes.]
CLAIRE: What are anda doing?
CHARLIE: Packing your stuff, you're moving to the caves.
CLAIRE: anda didn't? kacang, kacang tanah butter? No way.
CHARLIE: Just like anda ordered. Oh, there is one thing. It's extra smooth.
CLAIRE: That's okay.
[Charlie opens an empty jar.]
CLAIRE: It's empty.
CHARLIE: What? No, no it's not. It's full, full to the brim, with stick to the roof of your mouth, oh, god, makes anda want a glass of susu extra smooth. It's the best bloody kacang, kacang tanah mentega I've ever tasted. anda want some? [Claire tries the imaginary kacang, kacang tanah butter.]
[Shot of Kate at the beach, looking out at the ocean. Sayid walks by.]
SAYID: I can't stay here.
SAYID: I'm leaving. I don't know for how long.
KATE: Sayid, anda can't. We still don't know what's out there.
SAYID: I've worse things to fear than what's in the jungle. What I did today, what I almost did, I swore to do never again. If I can't keep that promise, I have no right to be here.
KATE: There's nowhere to go.
SAYID: Someone has to walk the pantai and map the island, see what else there is. I can't think of a better person to do it than the only one I trust. I hope we meet again.
[He kisses her hand and leaves.]
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