Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when anda fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked anda out of hell?
He says "Where have anda been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did anda find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do anda do for a living?
Female:...
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