My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: The mystery of happiness Prolouge

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posted by whiteclaw

I grew up in a town where anda had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and lebih commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.

How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no kuda, kuda kecil will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.

I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.

To be continued...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The kuda, kuda kecil in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a kuda, kuda kecil in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...

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Project VOID Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my Lost to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.

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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...

Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.

Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, anda got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: anda must be a mind reader, I was just about to call anda down here.
Julia: What did anda want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need anda to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: anda know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A short time lalu in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be berkata for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the kuda, kuda kecil Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, pelangi, rainbow Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...

Gran Turismo Episode 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting seterusnya to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: anda two officers gotta help me. An orange unicorn mencuri my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.

A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 104 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad kuda, kuda kecil 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad kuda, kuda kecil 30: *Also watching the tree* anda know when the train gets here?
Railroad kuda, kuda kecil 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad kuda, kuda kecil 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad kuda, kuda kecil 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is lebih action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 6

posted by Canada24

Applejack: anda out-nightmared the scariest part of the jagung maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did anda do all this?!

Fluttershy: After anda left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: anda came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. Angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after anda in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky dinding that made it difficult for anda to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E2 Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad anda enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) hei good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 3

posted by Canada24

Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when lemon Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and lemon Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, anda need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it berkata sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...

The Train Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A kren finally arrived, and the kuda, kuda kecil operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German kuda, kuda kecil 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied sejak nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't anda alih any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

seterusnya morning, Case cracker, keropok was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do anda think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello anda three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

It was a beautiful hari in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to tunjuk anda the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the bay Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...

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added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Since it's close to Halloween I managed to put both my Kek Cawan spoofs together as one big story...

posted by Canada24

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare pelangi, rainbow Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the merah jambu mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! anda made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? anda called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: anda could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: anda came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case anda were wondering.
Amanda: Did anda take our advice...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten saat later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: anda two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...

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added by NocturnalMirage

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