Chapter 4: The irresponsible
it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.
Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was Membaca a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.
Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, anda might wanna hear this.” she said.
“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.
“another pokok friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”
“what, them? The guy kills his son every two days, does he think coming here will change that?” Flippy said.
“kills his son, what do anda mean?” Twilight asked.
“oh, not much. Just in Happy pokok Friends country anda can die over and over and over and come back as much as anda want, I don't know if it's the same for them here but Pop will be hoping when he kills his son again.” Flippy explained.
“i don't know whether to find that disturbing atau fascinating.” Twilight said.
“oh, I guess it's both.” Flippy said.
“anyways, at least Spike has another kid to-”
“no, Cub is a baby, can't speak atau anything, can't walk on two feet, Spike wouldn’t wanna play with him.” Flippy interrupted her.
“good to know.” Twilight said. “anyways, they'll be at the perpustakaan in ten minutes, do anda think it's clean enough?”
Flippy looked around. There were a few buku on the floor but other than that it was clean. “yeah, it's gonna be fine.” he said.
“good.” Twilight said.
“just find the mop, there's gonna be a blood stain on the floor sejak the end of today, atau maybe Cub will die at the party?” Flippy told her.
“you're pretty sure that Cub is gonna die again, huh?” Twilight asked.
Flippy nodded.
“well things are different in Ponyville.” Twilight explained.
“not all things, Cub always dies, no matter what, it's just like his hobby.” Flippy said.
“that's just wrong.”
“well that's the way it is.”
“you're insane.” Twilight told him.
“quite.” Flippy agreed nodding his head.
They sat there staring at each other for a while then there was a knock at the door. “come in!” Twilight said, trotting towards the door. As expected Pop and Cub walked in, well Cub crawled. “you must be the new pokok friends.” Twilight said.
Pop nodded while Cub crawled over to one of the buku that were lying on the ground. “pretty good.” Pop replied, nod paying a bit of attention to his son.
“you gonna get that?” Flippy asked Pop, pointing at Cub.
“oh, right, my son, I forgot he was coming.” Pop said, picking up Cub.
“maybe one of my Friends could babysit him?” Twilight asked.
“no, he's fine with me.” Pop said.
“sure he is, says the guy who put a bot propeller to his sons face and turned it on!” Flippy shouted.
“my son was the one being cut sejak the propeller, I thought it was a fish.” Pop said.
“then anda got him stuck in the sink and ripped him in half trying to get him out.” Flippy added.
“i remember that.” Pop said.
“and then anda were mowing the lawn with a cheap mower and it threw a bunch of stuff at him, destroying his head!” Flippy told him.
“that one was an accident.” Pop said.
“only that one?” Flippy asked him.
“the others were me trying to help him.” Pop told him.
“you're a natural disaster.” Flippy said.
“i know anda are but what am I?” Pop berkata childishly.
“WILL BOTH OF anda SHUT UP?!” Twilight yelled.
They both stared at her in astonishment then nodded their heads.
“thank you.” Twilight berkata in a friendly voice.
“she's the crazy one out of the six.” Flippy whispered.
“excuse me?!” Twilight screamed, glaring into Flippy's eyes. “i am NOT the crazy one, anda two are, anda stabbed two ponies and he's killed his son 100 times!”
“and I killed 50 other pokok Friends before I got here, if anda wanna count that.” Flippy reminded her.
“what?!” Twilight berkata covering her mouth with a hoof.
“I'm so sorry, I thought anda knew.” Flippy said.
“you are two of the craziest people I have EVER met!”
“i figured that out before I got here.” Flippy said. “wait, anda know what people are?”
“Lyra told my about them once, anda walk like them and act like them so I called anda two people.” Twilight explained.
“what's a person?” Flippy asked. “I've only heard of them in fairy tales.”
“no time for that now, we have to find Pop and Cub a place to live.”
“you mean just Pop.” Flippy said.
“what?” Twilight asked.
“Cub got squashed sejak a book from anda stomping your hoof on the ground, he won't be back until tomorrow.” Flippy explained.
Pop and Twilight looked over to where Cub was, Flippy was right, all that was left was a squashed baby under a book. “how did that happen? That's one of the heaviest buku we have.” Twilight fretted.
“you stomped your hoof hard enough for Celestia to feel it, Twilight.” Flippy said.
~~~
(at the royal castle)
a small rumbling shook the ground for a second. Celestia stopped Membaca one of Twilight's letters and looked around. “what in the name of Discord was that?” after saying this she shrugged and continued reading.
~~~
(back at the library)
“nonsense.” Twilight said.
“either way, Cub is dead, he won't be back until this time tomorrow, so, try fixing that with a spell anda wizard.” Flippy said.
“for the 30th time, I am a UNICORN, not a wizard.” Twilight explained.
“wizard sounds better, besides, I already have a unicorn and I don't wanna start calling her Twilight.” Flippy said.
“where?” Twilight asked.
“in my mind 'genius'.” Flippy said.
“um, excuse me, the door was open, what are anda arguing about?” a small voice sounded from behind Twilight.
“oh, Fluttershy, just about Cub's death, not much.” Twilight told her.
“what, Cub died, but he was just a baby, he had his whole life ahead of him and-”
“relax Fluttershy, this happens to him every two days, he'll be back tomorrow.” Flippy interrupted her.
“oh, well, that's good, I guess, so anda guys come back when anda die?” Fluttershy asked.
“yep, once I was fighting Fliqpy, he shot some flutes at me, they hit Shifty and Lifty right in the through, they were back the seterusnya day.” Flippy explained.
“oh, who won?” Fluttershy asked.
“i won then got hit sejak a truck, I could bet anda $100 The tahi lalat was driving it.” Flippy told her.
“that sounds awful.” Fluttershy said.
“it was, instead of being rid of him, I have to deal with him the VERY seterusnya DAY!” Flippy confirmed.
“wait, wouldn't he come back anyways, since everypony else does?” Twilight asked.
“nope, he was technically me so I had to die for him to come back, and now he's back and my life sucks again.” Flippy explained.
“but, the whole point of this conversation was to pasti that Cub will be back tomorrow?” Twilight asked.
“yep, pretty pointless, I was gonna have anda guys scared half to death sejak him because anda thought he was dead.” Flippy said.
“what do we do now?” Fluttershy asked.
“just do what I always do, clean up the blood and hide the body, if anyone finds out, deny nothing.” Flippy said.
“sounds like a plan, I guess.” Twilight berkata before they all started cleaning up.
it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.
Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was Membaca a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.
Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, anda might wanna hear this.” she said.
“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.
“another pokok friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”
“what, them? The guy kills his son every two days, does he think coming here will change that?” Flippy said.
“kills his son, what do anda mean?” Twilight asked.
“oh, not much. Just in Happy pokok Friends country anda can die over and over and over and come back as much as anda want, I don't know if it's the same for them here but Pop will be hoping when he kills his son again.” Flippy explained.
“i don't know whether to find that disturbing atau fascinating.” Twilight said.
“oh, I guess it's both.” Flippy said.
“anyways, at least Spike has another kid to-”
“no, Cub is a baby, can't speak atau anything, can't walk on two feet, Spike wouldn’t wanna play with him.” Flippy interrupted her.
“good to know.” Twilight said. “anyways, they'll be at the perpustakaan in ten minutes, do anda think it's clean enough?”
Flippy looked around. There were a few buku on the floor but other than that it was clean. “yeah, it's gonna be fine.” he said.
“good.” Twilight said.
“just find the mop, there's gonna be a blood stain on the floor sejak the end of today, atau maybe Cub will die at the party?” Flippy told her.
“you're pretty sure that Cub is gonna die again, huh?” Twilight asked.
Flippy nodded.
“well things are different in Ponyville.” Twilight explained.
“not all things, Cub always dies, no matter what, it's just like his hobby.” Flippy said.
“that's just wrong.”
“well that's the way it is.”
“you're insane.” Twilight told him.
“quite.” Flippy agreed nodding his head.
They sat there staring at each other for a while then there was a knock at the door. “come in!” Twilight said, trotting towards the door. As expected Pop and Cub walked in, well Cub crawled. “you must be the new pokok friends.” Twilight said.
Pop nodded while Cub crawled over to one of the buku that were lying on the ground. “pretty good.” Pop replied, nod paying a bit of attention to his son.
“you gonna get that?” Flippy asked Pop, pointing at Cub.
“oh, right, my son, I forgot he was coming.” Pop said, picking up Cub.
“maybe one of my Friends could babysit him?” Twilight asked.
“no, he's fine with me.” Pop said.
“sure he is, says the guy who put a bot propeller to his sons face and turned it on!” Flippy shouted.
“my son was the one being cut sejak the propeller, I thought it was a fish.” Pop said.
“then anda got him stuck in the sink and ripped him in half trying to get him out.” Flippy added.
“i remember that.” Pop said.
“and then anda were mowing the lawn with a cheap mower and it threw a bunch of stuff at him, destroying his head!” Flippy told him.
“that one was an accident.” Pop said.
“only that one?” Flippy asked him.
“the others were me trying to help him.” Pop told him.
“you're a natural disaster.” Flippy said.
“i know anda are but what am I?” Pop berkata childishly.
“WILL BOTH OF anda SHUT UP?!” Twilight yelled.
They both stared at her in astonishment then nodded their heads.
“thank you.” Twilight berkata in a friendly voice.
“she's the crazy one out of the six.” Flippy whispered.
“excuse me?!” Twilight screamed, glaring into Flippy's eyes. “i am NOT the crazy one, anda two are, anda stabbed two ponies and he's killed his son 100 times!”
“and I killed 50 other pokok Friends before I got here, if anda wanna count that.” Flippy reminded her.
“what?!” Twilight berkata covering her mouth with a hoof.
“I'm so sorry, I thought anda knew.” Flippy said.
“you are two of the craziest people I have EVER met!”
“i figured that out before I got here.” Flippy said. “wait, anda know what people are?”
“Lyra told my about them once, anda walk like them and act like them so I called anda two people.” Twilight explained.
“what's a person?” Flippy asked. “I've only heard of them in fairy tales.”
“no time for that now, we have to find Pop and Cub a place to live.”
“you mean just Pop.” Flippy said.
“what?” Twilight asked.
“Cub got squashed sejak a book from anda stomping your hoof on the ground, he won't be back until tomorrow.” Flippy explained.
Pop and Twilight looked over to where Cub was, Flippy was right, all that was left was a squashed baby under a book. “how did that happen? That's one of the heaviest buku we have.” Twilight fretted.
“you stomped your hoof hard enough for Celestia to feel it, Twilight.” Flippy said.
~~~
(at the royal castle)
a small rumbling shook the ground for a second. Celestia stopped Membaca one of Twilight's letters and looked around. “what in the name of Discord was that?” after saying this she shrugged and continued reading.
~~~
(back at the library)
“nonsense.” Twilight said.
“either way, Cub is dead, he won't be back until this time tomorrow, so, try fixing that with a spell anda wizard.” Flippy said.
“for the 30th time, I am a UNICORN, not a wizard.” Twilight explained.
“wizard sounds better, besides, I already have a unicorn and I don't wanna start calling her Twilight.” Flippy said.
“where?” Twilight asked.
“in my mind 'genius'.” Flippy said.
“um, excuse me, the door was open, what are anda arguing about?” a small voice sounded from behind Twilight.
“oh, Fluttershy, just about Cub's death, not much.” Twilight told her.
“what, Cub died, but he was just a baby, he had his whole life ahead of him and-”
“relax Fluttershy, this happens to him every two days, he'll be back tomorrow.” Flippy interrupted her.
“oh, well, that's good, I guess, so anda guys come back when anda die?” Fluttershy asked.
“yep, once I was fighting Fliqpy, he shot some flutes at me, they hit Shifty and Lifty right in the through, they were back the seterusnya day.” Flippy explained.
“oh, who won?” Fluttershy asked.
“i won then got hit sejak a truck, I could bet anda $100 The tahi lalat was driving it.” Flippy told her.
“that sounds awful.” Fluttershy said.
“it was, instead of being rid of him, I have to deal with him the VERY seterusnya DAY!” Flippy confirmed.
“wait, wouldn't he come back anyways, since everypony else does?” Twilight asked.
“nope, he was technically me so I had to die for him to come back, and now he's back and my life sucks again.” Flippy explained.
“but, the whole point of this conversation was to pasti that Cub will be back tomorrow?” Twilight asked.
“yep, pretty pointless, I was gonna have anda guys scared half to death sejak him because anda thought he was dead.” Flippy said.
“what do we do now?” Fluttershy asked.
“just do what I always do, clean up the blood and hide the body, if anyone finds out, deny nothing.” Flippy said.
“sounds like a plan, I guess.” Twilight berkata before they all started cleaning up.
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the istana, castle hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue kuda, kuda kecil that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she berkata her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) berkata Dark shadow. Run! berkata zamrud, emerald and twilight. What are we going to! berkata Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! berkata Twilight.
(Roar!) berkata dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us berkata Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped berkata Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the seterusnya part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No kuda, kuda kecil shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every kuda, kuda kecil shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
atau else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at pelangi, rainbow Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No kuda, kuda kecil shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every kuda, kuda kecil shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
atau else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at pelangi, rainbow Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved sejak many. I made them laugh. Then one hari I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hei apologized! She's giving anda a muffin kedai right seterusnya to my cupcake, kek cawan shop! OMG and anda get to have me throw anda a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved sejak many. I made them laugh. Then one hari I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hei apologized! She's giving anda a muffin kedai right seterusnya to my cupcake, kek cawan shop! OMG and anda get to have me throw anda a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")