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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the yard, we drove to Sherman Hill. Our locomotive was doing 35

Kevin: anda may need to go a bit faster.
Pete: How much?
Kevin: Go 40.
Pete: *makes train go 40*

We started going up the hill. It was a long way up, and despite my being nervous, I was determined to get this train up the hill.

Pete: How are we doing now?
Kevin: Excellent. We've got a steep grade here, so why don't we keep this thing at 40, and talk?
Pete: About what?
Kevin: Do anda have a special somepony?
Pete: I do, my wife.
Kevin: How long have anda been married?
Pete: 6 months.
Kevin: That's nice.
Pete: What about you? Any special somepony?
Kevin: I found a few mares, but I'm not entirely sure which one to ask out.
Pete: Do anda think about them a lot?
Kevin: Yeah. Sometimes I think about being in katil with them.
Pete: wow. Good luck with that. If anda get to that.
U.P engineer: *driving past Pete*
Kevin: He's lucky to go downhill.
Pete: Don't remind me.

However, the train that passed us had grease leaking out of it's engine. And it was on a switch we would pass soon.

Kevin: That grease could be a problem. Make this thing go faster!
Pete: *accelerates to 45*
Kevin: *shoveling coal*
Pete: *pours sand on rails*
Kevin: Good thinking.

Sand prevents an engine's wheels from slipping. It was a good thing our sander didn't freeze up, otherwise we wouldn't have passed the grease.

Pete: Wait a minute, there's still grease on those tracks.
Kevin: anda still got the sand going?
Pete: Yeah, but I'm not sure how much we have left.
Kevin: Stay here, I'll go check *flies out of cab*
Pete: *keeping control of train*
Kevin: *comes back* We have a lot of sand.
Pete: Good. We'll make it.

Halfway up, we got passed all the grease

Pete: *stops sand*
Kevin: Good work.
Pete: Now, we got smooth sailing from here.

atau did we? Before we reahed the bahagian, atas of the hill, there was a peice of track covered up in ice. Neither of us saw it.

Suddenly, when the wheels hit the ice, they spun, causing our train to slow down

Pete: We Lost traction.
Kevin: The Sand! Use the sand
Pete: *pours sand on rails*
Kevin: The wheels are still slipping. *applies brakes*
Pete: We're sliding downhill!
Kevin: Oh shit. *releases brakes*
Pete: *pushes lever*

The wheels still didn't get any traction as we slowly moved down the hill.

Kevin: I have another plan *leaves cab*
Pete: What is he doing now?
Kevin: *magically moves train*
Pete: Kevin, what are anda doing?
Kevin: Using magic. Keep the train going past the ice.

I just did what I was told. After all, there was an alicorn helping out.

Soon, we were passed the ice.

Kevin: *gets back in cab*
Pete: Alright. Good job.
Kevin: Yeah, thanks.

And soon, we reached the bahagian, atas of the hill.

Pete: Well, that's about all I got to tell you.
Hawkeye: It was a great story, but anda berkata all those decisions he made were dumb. How were any of them dumb?
Pete: Ok, well remember the part where he berkata that he would create history for getting a train up sherman hill?
Gordon: Yeah, so?
Pete: He should've berkata I would be creating history. I drove the train, and he just didn't do shit. Except for when he used magic to get us passed the ice. That was cool.
Hawkeye: Yep. *walks away*
Gordon: *does the same*
Pete: Well, it sucks that they don't care.

The End

On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon returns to his stupidity
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These YTP mixes get greater, and greater.
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my little kuda, kuda kecil
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the dinding so that they could escape.

Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*

Twenty minit later

Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car seterusnya to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do anda want to survive, atau not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ten lebih months passed, and papillon barely had any energy.

Guard: *Opens door*
Warden: Your two years of solitary confinement are over.
Papillon: *Slowly walks out of cell*

When he got out of the cell, papillon blacked out, and fell on the floor.

Warden: Get the doctor.

After the doctor got Papillon, he was taking him to the infirmary, but papillon wanted to stop, and talk to one of his friends.

Louis: *Sitting at stand listening to the warden talk to other prisoners*
Warden: Welcome to the French Guiana region. anda will be here until your debt to France is fulfilled. First attempt of escape...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
papillon was sent to another part of the prison where the entrance read Solitary Confinement.

Warden: Welcome to Solitary Confinement. Silence is golden, especially in this section of the prison. We will lock anda up in a cell for two years. Like a slaughterhouse turns Haiwan into food, we turn criminals into harmless ponies. anda will stay quiet, eat what we give you, and jacking off is prohibited. It wastes energy anda need to survive.

After the speech, papillon was placed in his cell. He wasn't allowed to talk, but he figured if he whispered, nopony would hear him.

Papillon: *Sits on bed,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After meeting Andrew, Papillon, and Louis were sent back to the prison sejak two guards. The warden wanted to tunjuk them something.

Guards: *Dragging out a prisoner*
Prisoner 94: No! Let me be! I'll do anything if anda let me go!
Guards: *Bringing the prisoner to the guillotine*
Warden: I have warned anda all about what would happen if anda committed any serious crime in this prison.
Prisoner 94: No! Let me free. I spit on your face. *Spits on both guard's faces*
Guards: *Chaining Prisoner to bottom of guillotine, and puts his head in the hole* Ready when anda are Warden.
Prisoner 94: No! You're making...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal tinjauan that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the tinjauan sejak other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting anda to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help anda with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
Previously, papillon fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, papillon spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the bot got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but anda might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are anda doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...
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TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy menanggung, bear wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.

Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.

Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!

"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"

Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...

Happy Hearth's Warming!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Krismas at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do anda like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio


Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. atau to be lebih specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song:

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made anda enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...
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