posted by Seanthehedgehog
Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened
Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If anda return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks atau not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do anda mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army. We'll be sending them to their utama to check on Ponyville, and keep things in line.
Diamond Tiara: Back to Ponyville? Are anda mad? Not with Sean the hedgehog, and Shredder still around.
Silverspoon: Where are they anyway?
Colonel Kramer: We believe they are not here. Instead they're making their way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia. Now Celestia, does this change your personality? Will anda give us the info we need to attack Manehattan?
Cadence: Nothing has changed.
Colonel Kramer: Most unfortunate.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *grabs syringe*
Sean: *walks to stairs*
Cadence: *waits in chair*
Sean: *reaches bottom of stairs* Just a wonderful hari to kill a princess-
Diamond Tiara: *stands up*
Sean: Don't move.
Colonel Kramer: *picks up phone*
Sean: No, I advise anda not to Colonel. Me, and the lieutenant here have everything under control. Lieutenant, drop the gun.
Sean: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Shredder: *drops gun* What the fuck are anda talking about?
Sean: Sit down.
Shredder: *Sits down* Major, if I live to be 100.
Sean: You're nothing lieutenant. Nothing, but a punk. A saat rate punk.
Colonel Kramer: If I might say something major?
Sean: All in good time colonel. All in good time. I was about to simply tell anda about the princess, but first we must get some things down first. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon here are traitors, and idiots.
Silverspoon: Don't listen to him Colonel, that's bulls-
Sean: Shut it.
Silverspoon: *Stays quiet*
Sean: Allow me to introduce myself. Major Johann Schmidt, SS military intelligence.
Colonel Kramer: Can anda prove that?
Sean: Certainly, but before I do I want anda to call down one of your guards. I know fancy talking, and how to make things interesting.
Colonel Kramer: *grabs phone*
At the alpine bar
Major Von Hapen: French? I seem to remember that the cathedral was on the other side of the square.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Wow.
Major Von Hapen: Of course, everyone makes mistakes, ja?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Yeah, it's pretty easy to forget. *rubs head*
Major Von Hapen: *looks at pelangi, rainbow Dash* Fraulein, anda seem to be a little bit distracted. Is it the drinks?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Yeah. Can we go utama please?
Major Von Hapen: Of course. Follow me, and I'll take anda to the cable car.
Back at the castle
Sean: *drinking whiskey* Right. Now that we're all comfortable I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the lieutenant *points to Shredder* He's an assassin. A member of the American O.S.S. His job is to shoot anda colonel, and anda General Rosemeyer. Now we go to these two fillies here. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon claim to be a part of the Nazis, but really they are in the kuda, kuda kecil alliance.
Silverspoon: That's not true
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!!
Sean: Their job was to get a job for your army, being Friends with Twilight Sparkle, and all, just to trick you.
Diamond Tiara: That's also not true. anda can't prove any of this!
Sean: I can't? Any denials lieutenant?
Shredder: *stays quiet*
Sean: Now, Celestia *grabs pistol* Why don't anda tunjuk us who anda really are.
Cadence: *does nothing*
Sean: *shoots Cadence's chair*
Cadence: *gets rid of disguise* My name is Princess Cadence, I don't rule Canterlot. However I do rule the Crystal Empire.
Sean: Thank you. Having successfully defeated the Nazi forces in Canterlot during the Grand Galloping Gala, what was the seterusnya part of our plan? To sabotage the Nazi's plan of attack. How? Create a fake plane crash, with someone disguised as Celestia on board, and allow herself to be tortured, and brought here just to allow a perfect excuse for soldiers of the kuda, kuda kecil alliance to rescue her.
General Rosemeyer: And anda Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
Sean: To make my way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia.
Colonel Kramer: That's incredible.
Sean: It certainly is.
General Rosemeyer: anda are going to give us proof of who anda are.
Sean: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am what am I doing here? What can I hold against the Third Reich? Maybe.. *looks at Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon* It was these two, being confused on which side to join, so they attack both for no reason.
Silverspoon: We all work through contacts! It wasn't neccesary, atau selamat, peti deposit keselamatan for us to know where our orders are coming from!
Sean: That's true, especially since I know his name, and anda don't *shows name to Colonel Kramer* saat General, anda have a very powerful radio transmitter. Get a call to Dr. Robotnik in Mobius.
Shadow: *walks into Robotnik's room* Dr? Dr?!
Robotnik: *waking up*
Shadow: It's Colonel Kramer from the Schloss Adler on the telephone. *grabs telephone* He says it's very urgent.
Robotnik: *takes phone* Yeah? Dr. Robotnik speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can anda describe him?
Robotnik: That will not be neccesary. Ask him to tunjuk anda his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
Sean: Sure *shows right forearm*
Robotnik: Now two parallel scars should be there three centimeters above.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Robotnik: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did anda get those?
Sean: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Robotnik: That is right. So tell him he's a traitor!
Sean: Tell him he's a renegade.
Robotnik: *laughs* And honestly, he sounds so much like Sean The Hedgehog.
Colonel Kramer: Thank anda Dr.
Robotnik: No, thank anda colonel. Good night. *hangs up* Give me the water!
Shadow: *gives Robotnik glass of water*
Returning to the Schloss Adler
Sean: As anda know Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon are careless imbecules. They even hate everypony in Ponyville, and decided to rebel against them.
Silverspoon: There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake!
Sean: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. Schwarts, would anda be good enough to get everyone paper, and a pencil? We're going to find out everyone's side of the story.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *goes to get papers, and pencils*
2 B continued