Everypony down in Ponyville liked Krismas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Krismas the whole Krismas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason
It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her hati, tengah-tengah was two sizes too small
But whatever the reason her hati, tengah-tengah atau her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing for the holiday
"And they're hanging their stockings." She snarled with anger, "Tomorrow is christmas. It's practically here." Then she looked at her dog Max that just arrived. "I must find someway to stop Krismas from coming, for tomrrow I know all the colts, and fillies will be playing, and making a lot of noise noise noise. That's one thing I hate, all the noise noise noise noise noise. Their round shaped wheels on their model trains will clickety clack on the track. There will be teenage ponies rocking, and rolling, and there will be a lot of ponies playing annoying games....
She's saying a lot at once, huh?
.....Then after all the ponies are done playing with their games, and toys, and instruments they'll sit down and have a feast. And they'll feast, and they'll feast feast feast. They'll feast on pudding, and roast beaf. How I hate when they do that. Then, they'll do something I hate most of all. Everypony down in ponyville with gather around townhall with Krismas bells ringing, and then they will begin to sing. And they'll sing, and they'll sing, and they'll sing sing sing."
And the lebih Gilda thought about it, she said, "I must stop this whole thing. Why I've had to put up with it ever since I was born. I must stop Krismas from coming, but how?" Then she got an idea. An awful idea. Gilda got a wonderfully awful idea. "I know just what to do," She said. "I'll make a quick santa claus hat, and coat." Then she began to chuckle, "What a great trick. With this hat, and this coat, I'll look just like St. Nick."
You're a mean one Ms. Gilda
anda really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
You're a bad pisang with a greasy black peel
You're a monster Ms. Gilda
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Ms. Gilda
I wouldn't touch anda with a
39 and a half Foot pole
"All I need is a reindeer." Gilda said. But since reindeer were scarce, there were none to be found. But did that stop Gilda? No. She simply said, "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead."
So she whistled for her dog Max, and tied a horn onto his head with some black thread. Then Gilda loaded up some bags on a sleigh. Then she whistle for Max.
Max arrived being very excited, but Gilda was not amused. She hitched Max to the sleigh, grabbed her whip, and she berkata "Giddap." Then they started for the trip down to Ponyville where the ponies lay asleep in their beds.
The sleigh slowly moved with a very angry Gilda staring at Max. Max knew he had to run, so he did. He ran as fast as he could, but unfortunately it was not enough.The sleigh was going faster then him, and it started to pull him down the hill.
Gilda was too angry to notice, but she looked at the rope. It was under the sleigh, and behind was Max. Gilda just grabbed Max, and threw him back to the front of the sleigh so he could pull it. Just when she did that, the sleigh went airborne, and landed on another mountain.
Max was back to pulling the sleigh, and took a sharp left turn, causing a few bags to fall off. After that, things seemed to be going well, but then they went up a 180 degree angle hill, and they were airborne again.
Gilda, and Max stared at each other for a long time, and they noticed they were going to fall. Thankfully they landed safely, but Max was holding onto Gilda's face very tightly.
Gilda had to get Max off her, and that's what she did. She once again threw the frightened dog to the front of the sleigh, and Max pulled it all the way to Ponyville without anymore trouble.
All their windows were dark, no one knew they were there. All the ponies were still asleep, when she came to the first house on the square.
"This is stop number one." Gilda claus hissed. Then she went up the ladder to the roof of the house.
Then she slid down the chimney which seemed hard, but if Santa could do it so could Gilda. She got stuck only once for a moment atau two. Then she stuck her head out of the fireplace, and observed the house. "These stockings," She said, "Are the first thing to go."
After she mencuri the stocking, she slithered towards the Krismas tree, and took everything. Popguns, boardgames, Grand Theft Auto 5, The Great Escape with Steve McQueen on Bluray. Then she stuffed all the presents into a bag, and threw them one sejak one up the chimney.
You're a vile one Ms. Gilda
anda have termites in your smile
anda have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
telah diberi the choice between the two of you
I'd take the a seasick crocodile
You're a foul one Ms. Gilda
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
anda drive a crooked horse
You're a 3 Decker masam kraut and toad najis sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
Gilda decided to go to the bed, where all the colts, and fillies were sleeping. She took their Kandi canes, and ran off. Then she slunk to the refrigerator and took all the Makanan in the house. She took the pudding, and all the canned food, and the roast beef. She cleaned out the entire dapur as quick as a flash, why Gilda even took their last batch of Chocolate chip cookies!
Shortly after that, Gilda went to the Krismas tree, "And now," Grinned Gilda, "I will stuff up the tree." As Gilda tried to get the pokok up the chimney she heard hoofsteps. She turned around, and to her surprise she saw Applebloom.
Seeing Santa with the pokok made Applebloom very curious so she asked, "Santa Claus, why? Why are anda taking our Krismas tree? Why?"
And anda know Gilda, she thought up a lie, and she thought it up quick, "Why my sweet little tot.There's a light on this pokok that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it back to my workshop my dear. I'll fix it up there, and I'll bring it back here."
After that, Gilda gave Applebloom a cup of cold water, and when Applebloom was in katil with her cup, Gilda got the pokok out of the house. The last thing she took was the log for their fire. All she left in the house were some hooks, and some wires. And the one speck of Makanan which was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
Then Gilda did the same thing to the other ponies houses leaving crumbs that were too small for mouses.
anda nauseate me Ms. Gilda
You're the Queen of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato, sos tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in Tangled up knots
You're a rotter Ms. Gilda
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your hati, tengah-tengah is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
The 3 words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stunk
It was a quarter to dawn, all the ponies were still asleep. But they did not know that Gilda was taking off with all their Krismas decorations. Their presents, and their trees. Their food, and their 50th anniversary edition of The Great Escape on Bluray.
Ten thousand feet up. Up the side of Mt. Krumpit
Where Gilda was going to the tip bahagian, atas with her load to dump it.
"Victory at last." Shouted Gilda as she slid to the bottom of the sleigh. "They're finding out now that no Krismas is coming. I know just what they'll do to. They'll notice that everything is missing, and they'll all cry boo hoo. That's a noise," berkata Gilda "That I simply must hear." She waited, and waited while trying to hear a sound. She did hear something at last. It started in low, then it started to grow.
But this sound wasn't sad. This sound sounded glad. Everypony down in Ponyville the tall, and the small were Singing without any presents at all. She hasn't stopped Krismas from coming. It came. Somehow atau another, it came, and it was all the same.
And Gilda, with her feet burried ice cold in the snow stood puzzled. "How could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes atau bags." Then she puzzled, and puzzled until her puzzler was sore. Then she thought of something that she hadn't before. Maybe, perhaps Krismas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Krismas perhaps, means a little bit more.
Upon realizing this, she noticed that the sleigh was starting to roll down towards a cliff. Gilda grabbed it, and tried her best to save everything on the sleigh.
And what happened then? Well in Ponyville they say. Gilda's hati, tengah-tengah grew three sizes that day. Then Gilda heaved as she got the sleigh safely away from the cliff with the strength of ten griffons, plus two.
And then, she rode down on the sleigh while playing on a horn letting everypony know that she had their Krismas stuff. She brought back the tree, and the presents, and the food, and the decorations, and The Great Escape on Bluray. Then she, she herself carved the roast beef.
Welcome Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all ponies far and near. Krismas hari is in our grasp, so long as we have hooves to grasp. Krismas hari will always be just the same. Welcome Krismas as we stand, hati, tengah-tengah to heart, and hand in hand.