My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Club
sertai
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause anda only been here a week, and anda keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good hari at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* anda know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before anda JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: *sighs* I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn anda about drinking the samples..
Saten: Oh well. Back to Membaca those online stories.
Derpy: Oh. Ever read the one with Trixie?

CUTAWAY:

Trixie: Yes.. It is I! The gay and pitiful Trixie. And I-
Scoot: Nobody! Cares! Trixie!
Trixie: Fair enough.. But any of anda want to my funhouse?
AppleBloom: Umm. No thanks.
Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders..
Scootaloo: No Trixie!
SweetieBelle: But. She berkata she's 'not' gonna do that.
AppleBloom: Yeah. Seems reasonable.
Trixie: Exactly.. Lesson to your sexy friends..
Scoot: Or.. Why don't anda just buck off Trixie!
Trixie: But it's just around the corne-
Scoot: I'm serious. Go away
Trixie: *starts leaving* Not even for a min-
Scoot: *angrily screaming* JUST SCREW OFF!
Trixie: *frightenedly runs off*
Scoot: *angrily* God! She just comes out of nowhere!.. So annoying!


TO BE CONTAINUED:
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching lebih television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still menunjukkan that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
continue reading...
everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Kek Cawan was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: Kek Cawan COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope anda enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if anda didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI kuda, kuda kecil who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed sejak that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground sejak Saten...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Krismas at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do anda like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
continue reading...
posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations atau any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not Yaoi atau yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging pelangi, rainbow Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad hari for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To tunjuk anda what we're talking about, let me tunjuk anda four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
continue reading...
posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her tajuk as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my Friends to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in Cinta with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some buku in her new huge perpustakaan in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do anda think anda have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help anda find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
continue reading...
YTP is short for YouTube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
pelangi, rainbow dash
is
fluttershy
my little kuda, kuda kecil
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, seterusnya to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the anak kuda, foal to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied sejak Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me lebih nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is sejak far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your kegemaran six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, sejak giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think anda sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
continue reading...
In the sebelumnya part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad anda get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, atau western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
continue reading...
added by SteamPunkOtaku
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian kuda, kuda kecil 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored sejak Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
continue reading...