Applejack: Howdah. Mah frehnds lehft mah her tah faht. An ah dih. Thahs ihs thah storeh abouht thaht. Enjoh. (Applejack: H speak, Twilight Sparkle: synonyms, Pinkie Pie: GAYS HALP speak, Fluttershy: um after each word, pelangi, rainbow Dash: text speak and Rarity: darling after each sentence)
pelangi, rainbow Dash: cum on applejack u nid 2 go 2 applusa with braburn
Applejack: Nah. Ah dohn't wahnt tah.
Twilight Sparkle: Yet anda possess challenge move!
Applejack: Nah!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: omg applejak u suk
Applejack: Mahby ah douh neuhd tah mouhv tah Applelousa!
Fluttershy: um if um thats um ok um
Rarity: Oh, anda must go, darling!
Pinkie Pie: WIL CAL U
Applejack: Ahm mohvin tah teh wehst.
*pause*
Pinkie Pie: OK BY
Applejack: *bleehp*
Choir: COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CHOIR: AND NOW!!!!!! BACK TO
Applejack: Mah Lihttle Poneh.
CHOIR: YEH
Applejack: Eh. Whoh neehds ehm?
Mabel: Hi!
Applejack: Ah!
Dipper: Hi...
Applejack: Whoh teh hahy areh youh?
Mabel: I'm Mabel Pineth, and thith ith my brother, Dipper Pineth. And thith ith Grunkle Thtan.
Grunkle Stan: Meh.
In a land far far away
????: But wee neeed to buy the donuts!
????: No, whe can't!
Mabel: ?
Dipper: ?
And then
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADADADA DADADADADA DADADADA
Mabel: ? x2
Dipper: ? x2
????: LETS SOLVE A MYSTERY GANG UHGUHGUHUGUHGUHUG
Mabel: ? x3 All right, too many ?s!