My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: Saten Twist Adventures.. Episode 10

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posted by Canada24

Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID anda SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!

Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)

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Windwakerguy430 Short, but funny

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bahagian, atas five Worst friends... (sense friendship is the theme of the show).

posted by Canada24

1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes lebih and lebih villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..

2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...

My Personal Thoughts on Twilight 2

posted by bluethunder25

Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...

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Project Nexus ACT 2 Part 1 "The Boy She Gave Me..."

posted by SomeoneButNoone

The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no lebih place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good kuda, kuda kecil inside...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: anda interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. anda know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and alih right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the bulan this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and gegancu, sprocket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia kuda, kuda kecil walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. anda three wait here. If he runs, anda can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits seterusnya to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam's car

The seterusnya day, Gordon, and Case cracker, keropok went to Sam's house in Gordon's coupe, kup Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have anda ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I Cinta this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told anda yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and gegancu, sprocket followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to sertai us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...

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Saten Twist S2E3

posted by Canada24

(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best anda can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast Makanan restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones anda don't like..

Trixie: No.. I Cinta them, and save...

On The Block Episode 22 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...

Nick Rants: DCCU

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If anda couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the Filem fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are anda f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 minit ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here anda complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I Cinta to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about lebih things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe anda have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...

On The Block Episode 20 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Okay everypony, anda know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our seterusnya episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes epal, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why anda should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all anda did was tunjuk up, sit down, and say "that's why anda should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give anda twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told anda my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

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On The Block Episode 20 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...

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Kek Cawan spoof 2... PART 8

posted by Canada24

This scene and the seterusnya scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..

Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One lebih punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... Part 7

posted by Canada24

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why anda still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I berkata was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But anda lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... anda guys ruined everything!... Everything...

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Symbiosis (Preview, Contains light Swearing and light Gore)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel sejak “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then alih our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and pelangi, rainbow Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car seterusnya to three Jeeps, owned sejak Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the istana, castle entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to pelangi, rainbow Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to pelangi, rainbow Dash* anda know anda shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...

bahagian, atas eight BEST things that being a Brony introduced me too..

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I berkata it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: kuda, kuda kecil Muzik VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the tunjuk itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce anda to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The bulan award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The bulan awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Chief Wild Eagle:...