keldai keldai Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring pelangi, rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the keldai keldai Inn. It's got a secret strip club run sejak two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the hari Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.

Flashback

Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*

End flashback

Mercury: I need anda to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, anda either have her do that to anda somewhere private, atau don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: anda mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.

Ranger: *Looking through senapang scope, and hears his phone go off. He jawapan the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would anda like to be annoyed sejak an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would anda like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming senapang at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself anda weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.

Back at the keldai keldai Inn.

Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank anda sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what anda thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: anda mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued

Up seterusnya is a classroom skit