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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made anda enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight sejak giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first hari of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking:

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't anda try to answer?


Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! anda know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and anda got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first hari of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid soalan anda menyeberang, cross eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she berkata I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the hari after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
kuda, kuda kecil 5: *Grabbing TV*
kuda, kuda kecil 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
kuda, kuda kecil 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
kuda, kuda kecil 63: *Punches kuda, kuda kecil 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black kuda, kuda kecil 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black kuda, kuda kecil 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black kuda, kuda kecil 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See anda after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"What do anda mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted sejak a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, pelangi, rainbow Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's istana, castle she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And pelangi, rainbow Dash!" Pinkie...
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" Oh hei Fluttershy! have anda seen Derpy anywhere? " asked Pinkie pie. " Oh um sorry I haven't seen her yet today Pinkie... " Fluttershy thinks for a brief moment " anda should try looking for her at the muffin kedai says Fluttershy. Well... she does Cinta muffins replied Pinkie pie. Thanks for telling me that Fluttershy I probably wouldn't have even thought of looking at the muffin kedai even though I know muffins are her kegemaran so anyway I'll see anda later Fluttershy!!! I'm glad I could help berkata Fluttershy as Pinkie Pie walked away. So Pinkie Pie went to the muffin kedai and surprisingly Derpy...
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Credit: Evdog Muzik ; This is an original song sejak Evdog [Feat. Automatic Jack], but the lyrical content is a sequel to "September" sejak The Living Tombstone.
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. anda don't sound too well. Are anda okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling anda earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: anda do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This hari just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see anda when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote sejak Jordy_Dash, Rekaan of Black Snow sejak Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy

My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in kuda, kuda kecil ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's kot and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my kot was a snow white and my...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, anda know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that anda quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never berkata anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess anda should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: anda should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. anda could have hurt yourself....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful hari in Equestria. pelangi, rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks anda two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if anda get it on you, anda can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised anda didn't wear that farming outfit anda made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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The Adventures Of pelangi, rainbow Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, pelangi, rainbow Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic tunjuk

One day, pelangi, rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a meja, jadual with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied sejak chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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Derpy: Ummm. What's a genocide?
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