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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made anda enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight sejak giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first hari of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't anda try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! anda know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and anda got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first hari of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid soalan anda menyeberang, cross eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she berkata I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the hari after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
kuda, kuda kecil 5: *Grabbing TV*
kuda, kuda kecil 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
kuda, kuda kecil 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
kuda, kuda kecil 63: *Punches kuda, kuda kecil 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black kuda, kuda kecil 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black kuda, kuda kecil 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black kuda, kuda kecil 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See anda after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
I thought I would have lebih ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have lebih annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro saat after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are lebih atau less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their kegemaran tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose baju and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Cinta had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired sejak The Cinta in the Night sejak Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, anda heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if anda don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank anda for Membaca and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her istana, castle in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of Cinta craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
"Once anda wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported sejak EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to tunjuk anda the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As anda all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No lebih meat for you.
Applejack: anda were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped sejak a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and anda thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all anda got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't anda ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, anda worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near pelangi, rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend sejak my parents until mlp came out.your tunjuk helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one hari i can work with anda guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are lebih like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if anda can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your peminat AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that pelangi, rainbow Dash?

Twi: Did pelangi, rainbow Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. anda don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly pelangi, rainbow Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field lapor on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good hari VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why anda got created. anda see on surface we have a body armor/mech atau rather nano Suits called kuda, kuda kecil Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any kuda, kuda kecil to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of minit early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing sejak his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the api, kebakaran house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about pelangi, rainbow Dash?
Rarity: pelangi, rainbow Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
??? - Its over anda won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created anda *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why anda killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait anda WONT-
Dan - In other timelines anda won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. anda genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 4
Re - imagination

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Shadowknight - *wakes up in bed* huh... *tries to stand up* shit *grabs his stomach* a wound... Huh... *puts head on pillow* where... Exactly I am...
Lilly - Are anda OK for visitors?
Shadowknight - ... I guess...
Pearl - *runs inside* Herooo! *jumps on bed* You're ok?
Emerald - *runs Inside* You're ... OK... Thanks god... *tears tunjuk up in her eyes*
Shadowknight - H-Hey you're crying come on... I'm not leaving so soon... Alright...
Emerald - I take your word...
Shadowknight - Good...
Lilly - I have to speak with your knight... Alone...
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Lilly - Those ponies were from Arthur......
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