My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 1

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 1

posted by Canada24

(a stallion is seen running away in panic).
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. All I did was ask him to look at my opening. (refers to a cut on her arm).
AppleBloom: Well. It's possible he might of misunderstood you.
Scootaloo: I guess..
Sweetie Belle: I like pie!. Let's go get some pie.
Scootaloo: I... Fine, let's go.

(the crusaders are seen all eating a piece of pie).
Sweetie Belle: Oh. This was a good day.
Scootaloo: Sure. Rather then the part were anda ruined your sisters chances of using Fluttershy's skin for a dress sejak firing Fluttershy up with blow torch because anda thought anda saw a fly land over the yellow Pegasus, and Rarity kicked anda out at gun point.

(Trixie suddenly approaches them).
Trixie: hei girls.
Sweetie Belle: Hey. Your the one Rairy has dirty pictures o-
Trixie: (covers her mouth quickly) Please don't bring that up... Besides, they were meant for Saten.. Still trying to get him to like me that way.
Scootaloo: (mocking) And how's that working out for you?
Trixie: ............ Anyway, who wants to come to my funhouse.
AppleBloom: Funhouse?
Trixie: Yes.. It's located in a dark ally, where no one will ever find it except us.
Sweetie Belle: Sure.. I mean, if there's anyone to trust its a beauitful blue pony, who has the look of complete evil in her eyes.. I'm in! Let's go.
Scootaloo: Ohh., I'm not so sure we shou-
AppleBloom: Relax. We're childrun. What's the worst that will happen to us?

TO BE CONTAINUED

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The saat Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. anda should have had Jerry tunjuk up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to makan malam, majlis makan malam tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....

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Dream: a MLP:Fim oneshot 2/3

posted by alinah_09

Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...

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The Beginning: Part24---Ponies Vs Zombies [3]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which anda probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not padam them since all that Penulisan would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

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Worst MLP fanfics I ever read, part 2

posted by Canada24

Okay. So my last senarai was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet epal, apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam Lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..

1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The merah jambu Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do anda think I even stumbled abarn sex...

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My review for SNES

posted by Canada24

I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even lebih reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one sejak one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....

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Aqua Marine's journey 2

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay atau run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen anda around before! are anda new?" berkata the kuda, kuda kecil behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...