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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her meja when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform anda about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that anda cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news anda give me, is stupid. Last week anda informed me that my mane was moving sejak itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come anda don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. anda have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan berkata they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.

Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.

Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least anda actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't anda remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having anda as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would anda prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a bintang Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can anda leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Four minit later, Timothy arrived.

Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought anda berkata this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: anda want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important soalan to ask you. Do anda want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
posted by octaviavsdjpon3
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the hari I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She berkata with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Friends and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
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Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be Penulisan a story well like a poem.

It was a bright hari in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one merah jambu pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue kuda, kuda kecil walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie berkata perking up,she berkata greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he berkata slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause anda need a super duper party!"Pinkie berkata giggling."Gah... I usually...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 General Itov
General Itov
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, pelangi, rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would...
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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do anda have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine Pistol that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when anda take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: anda got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: anda were rushing me just so anda could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise anda four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued Penulisan his letter to another kuda, kuda kecil named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Friends with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to sertai the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: anda knew this entire time, and anda didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if anda want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for anda Mirage, I want anda to work in the train...
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Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay atau run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen anda around before! are anda new?" berkata the kuda, kuda kecil behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the jalan outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan jalan was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting lebih angkasa in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about anda stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, atau the brakes....
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