Now, I just got a Steam account, and I can see why its so popular. It offers lots of PC gaming, and it is real addictive, as well. Now, I decided to listen around to what some people consider good games. It didn’t take too long until I heard of a dating simulator. So, lets put the pieces together. Its a dating simulator on Steam, and it is very popular. I am pretty sure anda all know what I am talking about, but if anda don’t, it is the game known as Huniepop.
Now, I know very little about the creation of this game. All I know is that it was released some time before. This game is also in an Anime style. Now, the last PC game I played that had an Anime style was Yandere Simulator, and that game was so stupid, it was funny. But, this game is a dating simulator. anda know, a simulation in where anda tarikh girls. The sort of games that I am never interested in. Yeah, people went around saying that this was a must play game. Why is that? Well, let’s find out, shall we?
The game starts off with anda playing as a faceless, and nameless kind of guy, who is flirting with this girl in a bar. After a few flirtatious quotes, she leaves and anda go back to your room. anda then find out that this guy is not very good with women, and that he is just awful. However, it turns out that the girl at the bar was actually a Cinta Fairy…. Why is there a Cinta Fairy all of a sudden, don’t ask me. So, this Cinta Fairy is named Kyu, and she says that she is going to teach our faceless protagonist how to be…. I can’t believe I’m saying this…. a chick magnet… I think I just felt myself vomit a little. Anyway, after that, we go and meet the females that are all in the game. anda have quite an assortment of them, actually. There’s Keeyana, who is a young mother that exercises a lot. Audrey, a foul mouthed girl with a very short temper. and Tiffany, a hard working school student. And that’s just to name a few. So, I decided to start off with a character named Nikki, who was a shy gamer. Kinda like some guy I know. I can’t remember who though………………….. Anyway, what anda do in this game is anda flirt with girls, ask them questions, and try to get their Passion up. Increasing your Passion allows anda to level up, which causes the girls anda interact with to like anda more. anda can also buy things for them to help anda on dates. Speaking of dates, anda need to go on five to finish each interaction with the girls. But, we’ll talk about the dates later.
So, anda have a LOT of things to do. Like I said, anda can level up in this game, which allows anda to upgrade certain parts of you, like Talent, Romance, and… Sexuality? Um… okay then. Anyway, anda can also buy a teddy bear, which fixes Broken Hearts. Broken Hearts are a item that are found on- Okay, I’ll just alih onto the dates now. So, dates are when anda go with the girl anda are with to a certain place. anda know, restaurant, park, beach, ice rink, etcetera. Once anda are here, anda need to play a minigame. It’s kinda like Kandi Crush meets Bejeweled. anda need to place three atau lebih of the same item on each other and make them disappear. Once anda do, the girls Cinta will go up. However, anda can’t just choose ANY color. Each girl has a trait they like the most and least. If anda make the trait they Cinta the most disappear, their Cinta will go up higher, and, if the trait they Cinta the least disappears, their Cinta will go up a lot less. But, do not EVER get a Broken Heart. These here are the bane of your Huniepop experience. Basically, just imagine them as hati, tengah-tengah shaped Troll faces. If anda get three of them in a row, the Cinta will decrease, and anda could mess up your date. But, if anda are successful, the girl anda are with will thank anda for a good time, and anda can try again later.
Now, after anda successfully complete a date, the girls will send anda pictures of them via phone. Once they do, anda will notice that the pictures are a bit… too revealing. And, lebih skin is revealed with each tarikh anda get and each picture anda get. It was here that I realized something. This is an erotic game. I am not kidding, this is just one big erotic game. Trust me, this game shows everything on the female body… And, when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING! Seriously, if you’re a girl playing this, you’ll be horribly uncomfortable. Hell, I’m a guy, and I still felt uncomfortable playing this game.
So, after anda finish the fifth date, the girl will ask anda to take them back to your place. Here, anda will need to deliver constant combos of talents without stopping. If anda stop, the Cinta will go to zero, BUT, anda can try again, and anda have unlimited tries, so there is no way to lose other than just giving up and leaving. So, once anda fill the bar, the screen fades to black with the moans of the girl anda are with, and… anda get to see a naked Anime girl covered in…. Well, anda all know, I’m sure.
So, after this was done, I… for some reason, kept playing the game and moved on to the seterusnya girl. It was here that I noticed something else. This game sucks…. A LOT! Seriously, this game is just doing the same thing, over and over again. anda just hit on girls, play a minigame, get pictures, and intercourse. What do games need? Variety. And, when a game doesn’t have variety, than what’s the point? Sure, some people may like the Anime girls, but, I don’t, so there is no point of playing this game. Again, this game needs variety. So, where is it… Well, there is an alien in the game… there’s some variety. anda have pictures of her driving a spaceship while wearing a mini skirt, shooting a laser gun while wearing a skin tight suit, and her being completely naked and forced into…… tentacle porn……………… Obviously, this is where I decided to stop playing.
Well, I will say something, this game certainly is different from other dating simulators. Is this the worst dating sim I’ve ever played… no, not really. I mean, I have played dating sim games like Hatoful Boyfriend, and that game was ten times worse, but, would I really recommend Huniepop to anyone? Not really. The only reason anda should ever play this game is if you're extremely desperate for nude Anime girls…. or, if you're a YouTube let’s player. That too is a reason. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take