The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Captain Parmenter had all of his troops lined up for a meeting.

Captain Parmenter: Now, as all of anda might know, there will be a colonel coming here to inspect the fort. We want everything to look nice.
Corporal Agarn: Should we salute the colonel with the cannon?
Captain Parmenter: Good question, I don't know. Why don't anda two practice your salute, while I look at the calender to make sure I have the tarikh right for the colonel's arrival.
Corporal Agarn: Alright Dobbs, Duffy, anda know what to do.
Corporal Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Corporal Dobbs: *Lights fuse*

When the fuse got to the bottom, the meriam didn't go off.

Corporal Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: This isn't good. We can't have that during the colonel's visit. Can we?!
Corporal Dobbs: uhh... I think so, and if he doesn't like it, I could play my bugle.
Corporal Agarn: OH NO anda DON'T!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If we don't give a good salute to the colonel, I'm going to go... *Getting angry* On!
Corporal Dobbs: Uh oh, this can't be good.
Corporal Agarn: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears* A!
Corporal Duffy: We never had this problem on the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Surrounded sejak flames because of his anger* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! *Turns back to normal* Okay, what were we doing?
Audience: *Laughing*

To be continued in another episode.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, Tom Foolery, and Friends continue with their race on Gran Turismo 6.