Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first hari of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first hari of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst hari of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat seterusnya to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw anda sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the seterusnya part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first hari of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first hari of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst hari of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat seterusnya to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw anda sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the seterusnya part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony berkata "Let's go this way!" And I berkata "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony berkata "Let's go this way!" And I berkata "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
