My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the pancuran, pancuran mandian while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope anda like the sports car I gave anda thirteen years lalu as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give anda something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, anda will find two thousand dollars. *Looks in the envelope, and gets the two thousand dollars* and the car I mentioned earlier. It's a Cord convertible. It should arrive at your house sometime before 8. Love, your uncle Charlie.

Just then, a knock was heard on the door.

Pierce: *Goes to the front door, and opens it*
British Pony: Mr. Pierce Hawkins?
Pierce: Yes.
British Pony: Your Cord is here. *Gives him the keys, and walks away*
Pierce: Thank you. *Closes the door* But now I feel like we have too many cars. There's my Auburn, Metal Gloss' station wagon, and now this car my uncle sent me.

seterusnya morning at the Cheyenne train station, it was 6:57 when Pierce arrived with Metal Gloss.

Pete: *Reorganizing his stack of paperwork* I hope nothing makes this stack fall down like yesterday.
Hawkeye: *Knocks on the door* Pete?
Pete: Do anda have anymore over sized bags with you?
Hawkeye: No. May I come in?
Pete: *Goes to unlock the door, and unlocks it*
Hawkeye: *Comes in*
Pete: What is it?
Hawkeye: Remember that letter I got yesterday?
Pete: Yes. Did anda read it?
Hawkeye: It was from my uncle. He sent me a sports car, but me, and Metal Gloss feel like we have too many cars. Do anda know somepony that's looking for a station wagon, atau a yellow convertible?
Pete: No, and I got problems of my own. One of those letters anda brought into my office was about the profit this railroad is making.
Hawkeye: How is it?
Pete: Bad! We need to find out how to make lebih money.
Hawkeye: *Thinking* An auction.
Pete: What?
Hawkeye: We set up an auction in the parking lot, and we have one of the cars set up for sale.
Pete: I don't know.
Hawkeye: How much money do we need to make to improve our profit?
Pete: Ten thousand dollars.
Pierce: Then, see if anda can get anypony else to put some of their things in the auction. I'll do the same with Metal Gloss. *Leaves the office*

2 B Continued

The Cord

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

It was a beautiful hari in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to tunjuk anda the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the bay Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...

Awesome kuda, kuda kecil pics

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Since it's close to Halloween I managed to put both my Kek Cawan spoofs together as one big story...

posted by Canada24

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare pelangi, rainbow Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the merah jambu mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! anda made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten saat later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: anda two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. anda gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: atau not....

Grand Theft Ponies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case cracker, keropok were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's perpecahan, berpecah it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* hei man, just curious. What kinda Pistol do anda have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda Pistol anda have, and whether they're good atau not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda Pistol do anda have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan kuda, kuda kecil 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: anda vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do anda suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...

Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the sebelumnya part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a kuda, kuda kecil shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a kuda, kuda kecil to a human.

Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.

Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.

One on of the freight cars of Nikki's...

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 8 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

Sweet epal, epal, apple Massucure spoof, part 6

posted by Canada24

A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't anda come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing anda just finished...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ryan went to Portland Oregon, the same place Jeff went to save Nicole. Ryan was driving only one engine, and he was not pulling any trains.

Ryan: This may look suspicious to those ponies on the Northern Pacific, so I'm gonna have to come up with something creative.
RP kuda, kuda kecil 63: Sir, an engine is coming towards us.
RP kuda, kuda kecil 39: *Lowers gate to stop Ryan*
Ryan: *Stops his train*
RP kuda, kuda kecil 63: *Walks to the side of Ryan's engine, and looks at him in the cab* Who are you, and what are anda doing here?
Ryan: I'm a kuda, kuda kecil that was sent here to pick up some freight cars from your railway. Do anda have any freight...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car

Previously, Con spotted Ice Cube, and Mary Sue driving away with Pinkie Pie. He has to stop them.

Con: *Gets in his car, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Turns left*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube, and starts following her*
Mary Sue: There's that spy again. He's driving a green Lambronyni.
Ice Cube: We'll lose him man. *Driving past cars*
Con: *Stops* Come on, get out of the way!
Ponies: *Moving their cars*
Con: *Drives forward*
Ice Cube: *Takes a right onto Columbus Avenue*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Continues driving*
Mary Sue: *Looks back*
Con: *Getting closer*
Ice Cube: *Takes a left onto Union Street*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 58 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One of the new supply trucks for the Union Pacific

Pete was telling Mirage about his special job in his office.

Pete: We're suppose to get a new shipment of supply trucks. One of them just arrived, and I want anda to drive it around, and check it out. Make sure it works up to our standards.
Mirage: Yes sir.
Pete: *Gives Mirage the keys to the truck* And be careful. anda can drive the truck for as long as anda want, but just bring it back here with no damage.
Mirage: Yes sir.

Meanwhile in Ogden Utah, Anthony, and Roger were having hard times working on their railway. Even though they were getting extra help from Duke, there was still to much work....

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Twilight's Student Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mazda Friscero

Jeff kept looking around Brooklyn, but then he found a yellow, and blue unicorn.

Jeff: Mazda Friscero at last.
Mazda: *Loads up sawed off shotguns* Don't worry. I'll make your death a quick one. *Shoots both shotguns at same time*
Jeff: *Creates shield to protect himself, and all the Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings*
Mazda: anda have very powerful magic. anda probably learned from Twilight, but that won't stop me from killing you!
Jeff: *About to shoot Mazda*
Mazda: *Shoots gun out of Jeff's hooves*
Jeff: No matter. I didn't need that anyway. We'll settle this stallion to stallion. *Uses magic to...

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Twilight's Student Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Jeff got to Manehattan, a battle was going on right sejak the Manehattan Bridge.

Griffon 24: Don't let the Alliance menyeberang, cross this bridge.
Changeling 77: Copy that.
Jeff: *Grabs MG42, and a Kar98* How long has this battle been going on?
Juno: Seems like it's been going on for a while. Our army is preventing the kuda, kuda kecil Alliance from crossing the Manehattan Bridge from Brooklyn.
Jeff: I'm going in. *Runs toward bridge*
PA kuda, kuda kecil 75: There's too many of them!
PA kuda, kuda kecil 35: Keep shooting. We'll get a tank over eventually.
Jeff: How many are out there?
Nazi 35: About twenty. They plan on getting a tank over...