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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Harry left to get some supplies. They asked pelangi, rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity to stay at the house sejak their selves.

pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Sitting in a chair, bored* This is a waste of my time.
Applejack: *Playing poker with Rarity* Well what do anda suggest we do?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Find Flim, and Flam, and kill them. That's the only way we're going to get into the present.
Rarity: But we don't have any weapons.
Cowboy Pony: *Knocks on the door*
Applejack: Who could that be?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I'll get it. *Opens the door*
Cowboy Pony: Howdy. Have anda seen any injuns around here?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: No, I haven't. If anda want to find one, you'll have to go to the train station.
Cowboy Pony: There's an injun there?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Of course there is. They pull trains to, and from the station.
Cowboy Pony: Not engine! Injun!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: As in Native Equestrians?
Cowboy Pony: Yes!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Sorry, I haven't had the pleasure.
Cowboy Pony: anda haven't had the pleasure?!!? *Hitting pelangi, rainbow Dash, and ties her up*
Rarity: *Gasps* pelangi, rainbow Dash!
Cowboy Pony: *Pointing a gun at the other mares* Stay back, atau your blue friend gets it.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Don't worry anda two, I'll be alright.
Cowboy Pony: Let's go injun lover. *Takes pelangi, rainbow Dash*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Why do anda keep saying injun? Isn't it Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I ain't saying engine! I'm saying injun!

Flim, and Flam's first assignment was not going well for them so far.

Flim: How long have we been searching for those stallions?
Flam: For a long time. *Looks into a store, and sees a gem exactly like the one that brought them into the wild west* Flim, look.
Flim: *Sees the gem* We can go back into the present, and return to our gem powered speedboat.

They ran into the store, leaving a trail of smoke.

Old Asian Pony: What can I do for anda two?
Flim: We want that gem.
Old Asian Pony: *Grabs the gem* This green one?
Flam: Yes.
Old Asian Pony: anda probably won't believe this, but the gem has a special power.
Flim: We know.
Flam: It brought us into the past, here. We are from 2016.
Old Asian Pony: So the story is true.
Flim: What story?
Old Asian Pony: This gem can teleport anda into a Rawak area, and also time travel into the past. Whoever is holding the gem, that says teleport, will teleport into the past, along with anypony 70 inches into it's radius. It can only time travel into the past, and not the present, atau future.
Flim: Oh that's great.
Flam: We'll never get utama now.
Old Asian Pony: There is only one way for anda to get back to the tahun 2016. I sense that anda two came here with three mares.
Flim: Yes we did.
Old Asian Pony: To get back into your time period, anda must kill the three mares.
Flim: Will do.
Flam: We can do that after finding the two stallions.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. anda stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because anda called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got anda covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the batang of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if anda don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens batang door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, anda got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. anda have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream bot (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping sejak soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing pembakar roti wafel and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One hari at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking sejak the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta tunjuk this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake pantai Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have anda worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have anda ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, anda are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, atau evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, atau send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered sejak steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful hari in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering lebih ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: anda really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot anda in the arm! Why aren't anda bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot sejak a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having anda help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for anda to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' kuda, kuda kecil of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot seterusnya week! Which means she must have these outfits sejak hari after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... anda Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red kuda, kuda kecil falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H hei applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are anda drunk atau something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* anda really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her sejak thinking she was a ghost. pelangi, rainbow Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are anda dreaming about the time anda thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope anda don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure anda don't get...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see anda again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did anda start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a awan of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and lebih time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a kuda, kuda kecil dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help anda with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do anda mean sejak that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did anda ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did anda ever realize that the reason they laugh at anda is because of what anda do?
Clown: What are anda talking about?
Bob: They way anda dress, what anda do for a living, and some of the things that...
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