ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? anda just decided to skip our makan malam, majlis makan malam without telling me? Are anda aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for anda at a meja, jadual with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want anda to make Friends with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! anda still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if anda want to give me a saat chance atau not. Starlight had to choose between anda and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): anda win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, anda won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No anda shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD anda NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told anda to leave them alone! But anda were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: anda BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are anda going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bir out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. lebih out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are anda punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing anda for being alive! anda and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would anda like?
Saten: I... anda know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If anda insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted anda to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. lebih than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I berkata anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? anda just decided to skip our makan malam, majlis makan malam without telling me? Are anda aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for anda at a meja, jadual with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want anda to make Friends with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! anda still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if anda want to give me a saat chance atau not. Starlight had to choose between anda and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): anda win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, anda won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No anda shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD anda NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told anda to leave them alone! But anda were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: anda BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are anda going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bir out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. lebih out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are anda punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing anda for being alive! anda and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would anda like?
Saten: I... anda know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If anda insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted anda to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. lebih than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I berkata anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. anda can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. anda can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's train
Wayne
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot sejak a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot sejak a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a awan of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a awan of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
