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Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will anda stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
 Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding sejak a police pony, and were forced to pull over.

Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't anda think that's a bit extreme?

Right after his sentence finished, several lebih cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.

Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get anda foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.

The two mares drove away as the police kuda, kuda kecil turned around to drive elsewhere.

Linda: That went pretty well.

Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
 Donald's Hudson Legend
Donald's Hudson Legend

Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if anda can keep up loser! *Floors it*

Song (Start at 0:53): link

Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: anda maybe my sister, but I will slap anda if anda don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well anda ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.

They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.

Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do anda think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see anda guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down atau something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see anda here.
Geena: Will anda be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, atau course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what anda did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*

An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.

Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*

Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.

Donald: Hey! hei WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. anda left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need anda to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are anda taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. anda wanna do that, don't you? anda usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm lebih interested in nature. anda know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell anda what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!

2 B Continued
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The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please lapor to the pelangi, rainbow sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow hati, tengah-tengah blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the awan floor as she stumbled towards the pelangi, rainbow sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. pelangi, rainbow hati, tengah-tengah flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at pelangi, rainbow Heart,...
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If anda prefer the original version from Journey, it's here as well.
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my little kuda, kuda kecil
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable Televisyen wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes lebih insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take anda this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give anda opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do anda hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the takhta room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - takhta room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting anda all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. anda think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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