The RP starts at the Pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, on May 3, 1995. It's Gordon's birthday, and everypony is celebrating.

Jim: Happy birthday Gordon.
Sam: Blow out the candles before this place gets set on fire.
Gordon: *Blows out candles* Okay, now get me my presents.
Jim: Case, you start with yours.

(What do you know, this RP is set in my birth year. This'll be good.)

Power Play: Then after you give Gordon your present, I'll give him mine.

Gordon: I'm looking forward to it.

Case Cracker: Here it is. *gives him a brown box with his gift inside* I got it online, a new website had it.

Gordon: Cool. *Opens box* Hey, this is awesome. All three Lethal Weapon movies on VHS. Thanks Case.
Sam: Don't forget to invite us to your place when you watch them.
Gordon: Don't worry. I'll even have popcorn for you guys.

CC: Thought you'd like it. Go head' Power Play.

Mexican Pony: *Walks into building* I have a birthday gift for you.
Gordon: Who is this-
Mexican Pony: *Shoots Gordon then runs away*
Gordon: Ah! *His blood ends up on the birthday gift Case Cracker got him. He falls on the floor*
Jim: Son of a bitch. Get that mexican! Sam, go with him. Power Play, stay with me.
Sam: Come on, we'll take my Vette.

CC: Damn! Hang in there Gordon. *runs to drive Sam's Vette*

Mexican Pony: *Gets in car*
Mexican Pony 467: Is it done?
Mexican Pony: Si senor. That orange unicorn is going to die.
Mexican Pony 467: Excelente. *Drives away*
Sam: There they go. They're driving a black Decade. *Gets in car* And be careful with this car.

CC: Yeah, sure. *hits the accelerator, adjusting the speed as they get on the road*

Mexican Pony 467: Who are those two?
Mexican Pony: I don't know, friends of that pony you wanted me to kill? Lose them.
Mexican Pony 467: *Turns left on Baker Street*
Mexican Pony: Head towards Fisherstallion's wharf. We'll lose them on the cable car lines.

You know what I just realized? All three of us have Rainbow Dash icons.

CC: *decelerates somewhat along the turn, knocking Case's gun to the cars floor* *still seeing and tailing the Mexican Pony's car*

Power Play, gift still in his possession: Jim, what in the name of fuck is going on? Why are Mexican ponies trying to kill us? Also, remind me to give this to Gordon once we're done trying to get away from these fucking guys. *holds present in hoof, then sets it right back down; just in time too, as a Mexican pony's car gets right alongside Jim and Power* Shit. *grabs his pistol and shoots the driver in the head*

Jim: I don't konw what these bastards are doing here, but we'll find out. We must get Gordon to a hospital.

Meanwhile, with the mexican ponies being chased by Case Cracker, and Sam.

Mexican Pony 467: *Turns right*

CC: *skids in the turn but regains control soon enough* (to Sam) Try'n shoot em to slow them down.

Sam: *Rolling down his window*
Mexican Pony 467: *Driving on a street with train tracks*
Mexican Pony: Why do these tracks have three rails?
Mexican Pony 467: That middle rail is where the cable is. This is the cable car line.
Sam: *Shoots back window*
Mexican Pony: *Shoots gun out of Sam's hoof*
Sam: Whoops.

CC: *dodges an oncoming car, straying from the Mexican Pony*

Mexican Pony 467: *Turns left*
Mexican Pony: *Looking behind them*
Sam: *Showing a picture of the middle finger*
Mexican Pony: *Staring at picture, then looks forward*

Power Play: I got an idea. My fully-loaded Canterlot 705 is a few blocks west of here. You drop me off there, and I'll put Gordon in the back seat of my car. Once he's in there and I put pressure on his gunshot wound to suppress the bleeding, because we need to buy him as much time as possible, I'll drive to the hospital and drop Gordon off there. Once he's in the hospital getting that gunshot wound taken care of, I'll rejoin the chase and put a bullet in as many Mexican ponies' heads as possible. You're gonna have to trust me on this, Jim. Gordon is not dying on my watch.

Jim: Let's do it. I'll go with you to your car.

Meanwhile, the mexicans being chased by Case, and Sam were getting closer to Fisherstallion's wharf.

Mexican Pony 467: *Driving downhill*

Power Play: Just get to my car as fast as possible and I'll do the rest. We don't have a lot of time. There's a reason I had it fully customized and upgraded, both visually and in terms of how fast it goes.

*About to cross street but gets hit by Mexican*

*blood splatters the rode*

Jim: *Takes Gordon to Power Play's car*
Gordon: *Falling asleep*

CC: *glances over somewhat puzzled then speeds up*

Sam: Come on, we're losing them.
Mexican Pony 467: *Going downhill*
Cable Car Pony: *Ringing bell*
Mexican Pony 467: *Turns right*

CC: *makes a sharp right, hitting a parked car with the side-mirror*

Sam: Oh shit. Well, at least you didn't hit the cable car.
Mexican Pony 467: *Spins out, then flips his car onto the roof*

Power Play: Oh no, Gordon, you better fucking stay awake. You gotta stay with me, buddy. *carries Gordon to my Canterlot 705, then puts him in the back seat* Here, I'll put on some music for you. *turns on radio and flips through the channels* Ah, here we go. *leaves radio on a station playing Motorhead's Ace of Spades* Now hang on, Gordon. This is gonna get bumpy. *starts driving towards the hospital, Gordon's present in the front seat next to him*

Gordon: Hey. Just because I'm falling asleep doesn't mean I'm going to die. Just take it easy behind the wheel.

CC: There they go! *slows the car* Get me my pistol. *motions with his head that it's on Sam's side of the floor of the Vette*

Sam: *Gives Case his pistol* I don't think they survived that.

CC: *gets closer and stops the car* Ugh. Looks like your right.

Sam: If we find more Mexicans like them, we better find out who they're working for.

CC: Yeah if we do. Better leave before the cops bring this down on us.

Power Play: I didn't want to take any chances. Now tell me, why the hell are these sombrero-wearing, Spanish-speaking, maraca-shaking motherfuckers after you?

(Yep, went there. GTA is known for both straddling and crossing lines, though...)

Gordon: How the fuck should I know? I haven't done shit to them.

CC: You should call to see where Gordon, Power Play , n Jim went, while I drive us out of here. *drives away from scene*

Sam: Find the nearest phone booth, and I'll see if Jim is still at that pizza parlor.

CC: *arrives at a phone booth and stops the car*

Sam: *Goes into booth, and calls Jim*
Waiter: *Answers phone* Yeah?
Sam: Jim.
Waiter: Right away.

Power Play: I beg to differ, since, you know, you got shot by one. *arrives at hospital* Well, here we are. Can you walk, or should I carry you again?

Gordon: Carry me, but try not to make it look like we're dating.

Meanwhile at the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, you got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill theirselves.
Jim: Damnit. Next time we get attacked by these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up*

CC: *keeps the car running*

Power Play: Hey, I can't control what ponies thnk. *carries Gordon inside the hospital*

Nurse: *Sees Gordon, and Power Play enter hospital* I need a stretcher over here.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Nurse: *To Powerplay* Put him down gently.
Sam: *Gets to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim said next time we get attacked by those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.

CC: Okay. And he should be at the hospital by now. *drives to the hospital*

Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know where those Mexicans hang out.

Power Play: *sets Gordon down gently on the stretcher* I'll be in the waiting room if anything happens. Just come get me if something goes tits-up. *goes to sit in one of the waiting room chairs*

Doctor: *Taking Gordon to his room*