Ralphie: *Having makan malam, majlis makan malam with his family*
Every family has a kuda, kuda kecil that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.
Mother: Oh Randy! Don't play with your food, eat it!
Randy: Oh jeez.
Mother: Starving ponies would be happy to have that.
Dad: Can I have some lebih red cabbage?
Mother: *Goes to get red cabbage*
Dad: *Angry at Randy* anda stop playing with your food, atau I'll give anda something to cry about.
Ralphie: Mom, when you're done getting the red cabbage for dad, may I please have some?
Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
Dad: All right, I'll...
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