Keep Calm Memes

Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.

Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they Lost us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell anda about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the merah jambu German anda mentioned earlier.

Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five lebih police ponies were behind them.

Case Cracker: Looks like our Friends brought lebih guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about...

Ninety minit have passed since Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan started off their roadtrip. Now, they were in a small town in Neigh Jersey called Flemington. They were going pass the Hunterdon Central Regional High School when...

Cop 87: Attention. We got a lapor from Baltimare on seven muscle cars attacking other police ponies. Be on the lookout, and use caution. Stop the suspects as soon as possible.
Blazin' Blue: I just heard on the radio that the cops here are gonna go after us.
Ryan: Who wouldn't?
Saten Twist: Leave it to me, and my chainsaw.
Frank: Your chainsaw is what's getting all...

The cop that got attacked sejak Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness anda have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who berkata we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea anda were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did anda see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed...

Master Sword was driving on the highway, trying to find Night Frizz. Meanwhile, another police kuda, kuda kecil was doing his job. His name was Sean, and he was using a Italian supercar as his police car.

Gangsters: *Laying on ground*
Sean: So, what makes anda think anda can get away with your crime?
Gangster 1: What did we do?
Sean: anda mean anda don't remember what anda did? anda robbed a bank.
Gangster 3: Oh really? I thought we were going through this routine, because we murdered a cop.
Sean: I don't need sarcasm from anda fools. I need respect. I'm a police officer. I drive a Foallari.
Gangster 2: Yeah man,...

At a classic car tunjuk in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting sejak his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting sejak his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, atau anda will be killed sejak a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have anda been? anda almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...