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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't alih out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

Rawak dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless artikel of Rawak Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our kegemaran party pony, Pinkie Pie. This artikel interlocks with the sebelumnya one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the seterusnya few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth dinding breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about pelangi, rainbow Dash?
Rarity: pelangi, rainbow Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...

Episode 7
The Crimson Dance part 2

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"The gods already have left us alone"
Thanathos - *pokes Darkness senseless body*
Dan - He is dead Hahaha... Nos your time!
Thanathos - There is problem *looks on Dan* do anda think something like him can be killed with steel?
Darkness - *wstands up*
Dan - But... I stabbed his heart...
Lightning - He have two of them... A kuda, kuda kecil one and Demon one...
Thanathos - Side note three, I am considered Core of his powers so untill anda kill a god anda won't stop him.
Dan - Tch...
Darkness - *looks on Dan without face expression*
Thanathos - He isn't himself anymore... He is a machine...

Episode 5

Friends till the (bloody) end.

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Being freed sejak Equestrian agent and telah diberi direct orders to eliminate Dan himself. On paper it was easy...
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Pilot - Time for anda kids good luck.
Lightning - aye... deploy.

-ground level, Shadowknight castle-

Bluewave - Isn't that too easy?
Darkness - *looks up on Castle* hm.
Thanathos - I sense alot of Ponies inside armed...
Lightning - They expect us...
Whiteheart - Is it all coming down to this...
Darkness - Tch... We can't back off now *smiles to everyone*
Lightning - An infamous Killer Darkness can smile? *laughs*
Whiteheart - Let's go....

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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Heroes that was chosen sejak higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired sejak many. As a selector I...

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did anda get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker, keropok at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told anda that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hei Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker, keropok with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

(Not much, but just a small something to keep anda guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were anda successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten berkata from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and memuatkan it with a real Arrow and berkata "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten berkata and pointed the crossbow...

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, anda don't have to tali pinggang it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music kuda, kuda kecil 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music kuda, kuda kecil 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music kuda, kuda kecil 1: dun dun dun dun dun dun-
Music kuda, kuda kecil 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music kuda, kuda kecil 2: Take your time man.
Music kuda, kuda kecil 3: Yeah, relax.
Music kuda, kuda kecil 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then anda start.
Music kuda, kuda kecil 1: Gee.
Music kuda, kuda kecil 2: So? What's the difference?...

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing anda to Jacky" Saten berkata with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....

[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking ke hadapan when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her istana, castle when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie berkata excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of Warna for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the batang of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if anda don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens batang door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, anda got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. anda have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...