In which John takes his punishment sejak waxing a leg and eating a blenderized happy meal from McDonald's. Warning: Obviously, this is incredibly gross. The song is "Kenesaw Mountain Landis," sejak Jonathan Coulton, used via Creative Commons license.
In which John resurrects the Evil Baby Orphanage in an attempt to confront Kim Jong Il, who just ordered the launch of a long-range missile, angering the entire world.
In which John sings the theme song from Blossom, eats a teaspoon of horseradish at 8 in the morning (not recommended), and discusses various opinionations.
