WANNA HEAR WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN NIALL HORAN LEAVES anda A VOICEMAIL? 

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​As much as we obviously love hearing Niall Horan singing One Direction\'s new song \'Perfect\', they could genuinely just record him chatting for three minutes about what he\'s having for dinner and we\'d still listen to it on repeat. 

There\'s nothing quite like those Irish tones to send your heart into meltdown (don\'t even get us started on \'chonce\'), so imagine what it\'d be like to wake up one morning and find an actual voicemail from Nialler waiting on your phone. 

We\'re guessing you\'d look something a bit like this: 

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Well WONDER NO MORE, because Niall\'s radio DJ pal Eoghan over at RTE2fm has gone and played the message he received from El Horanzo a couple of days ago, and although we\'ve never considered voicemail goals before, we\'re guessing this would be it. 

Sounding a little bit sleepy, Niall says: "Hi Eoghan, it\'s Niall here. Erm yeah, when do you want to come up and do this interview? So last night\'s show was cancelled and it\'s rescheduled for Friday, so I\'m here til Friday. So it\'ll be grand." 

Then there\'s a big yawn, which you can record, close your eyes and listen to on repeat in the mornings to pretend that a snoozing Niall is next to you. Too weird? SOZ. 

As a final little send off, Niall adds: "Come up, have the bantz, have the chats and the lols. Heheh. See ya." 

BYE NIALL. Would it be weird for us to download this and listen to it on repeat all day? Potentially in between \'Perfect\' and \'Home\' just for a bit of variety? Enjoy Niall\'s voicemail below, if ya fancy.

Wish this was a message that had been left on your phone? Would you chop off your ears for a Niall voicemail and then sew them on again to listen to it? GOOD. Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.

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