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Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I anda know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can anda feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Answers to 5 of the toughest soalan women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an artikel in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five soalan are:

1 - "What are anda thinking?"
2 - "Do anda Cinta me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do anda think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would anda do if I died?"

What makes these soalan so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are anda thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...
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posted by mtoll4
So, I'm like super bored! And listening to Muzik <3 Life!
And two of the songs I heard screamed out some names! One song was totally S! The other one was totally Nate! And I propped them <3 LOL!
Then I started thinking, I should make an artikel and write Pinjas, and songs that reminds me of them! I wont write what song it is, anda have to figure it out from the lyrics!
Sorry if I didnt mention everyone! Its been a while guys! I miss anda :/
Anywho, Pinjas, I FUCKING Cinta anda <3

I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag! But people, we have been...
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posted by isabelle_905
For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when anda can get susu for free." Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like...

1. Men are like LAXATIVES. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like BANANAS. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like WEATHER. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like BLENDERS. anda need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like CHOCOLATE BARS. Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for...
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posted by dermer4ever
1. Pinja’s have been chosen to take over Fanpop who is the main pinja anda would choose to run the whole place and what would they do to make the place all pinja.

That's a smart question. I'd pick S! She can totally be a leader and she's very organised. Plus all this knowledge. DUH! She gets it from me but I'm too busy with my carrer to care :P She'd probably post DUCKY and OWN posters everywhere atau she'd make us work our asses off and she'd be in an office giving instructions. Sounds kinda fun. saat leader would be Kelsie who would be the one that would threaten people if they didn't follow...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
It seems that life goes sejak resembling somewhat of a loceng curve of what is considered successful...

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
posted by Bdavisbrookeme
I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put anda in it, I’m sorry

LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing anda should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before anda decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
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First of all congrats to Sarah Beara for winning due to her epic nature! Now let's get started!

If anda were a tree, what kind would anda be?
Ermm, LOLWTF. I'd say Sunburst Golden Honey Locust, cause seriously, saying that is shitloads of fun. But in honesty, a link as it's one of the "classier" trees xD. And anda all know I'm the epitome of class.

How would anda react if anda are transformed into a duck?
I'd be like! ZOMGQUACK! Then I'd swim for a while & seek refuge on a pirate ship where I would be smart & funny for them if they could turn me back / not eat me. If there are no...
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posted by kristine95
Mebmerlist (alphabeticle order)

Bdavisbrookeme - Nate

mcewen_girk - Kelsie

dermer5ever - Terra

1treehillfan - Alice
anetted - Anette
isabelle_905 - Belle
Cas_Cat_2 - Cat
livelovelaugh - Dawn
elinochka - Elina
brucas4ever - Hannah
jennifer_02 - Jen
Leyton4ever - Jenelle
mcewen_girl - Kelsie
kristine95 - Kristine
lucysmileyface - Lucy
brattynemz - Nem
mtoll4 - Maria
sophialover - Mary
mehrajanwar - Mehraj
Broody_4_Cheery - Mickei
mollyx365 - Molly
nandacavalieri - Nanda
ritergrl - Sarah
Sarah - SG1-090

If you're not on the list, leave a comment.
Also if anda want me to write a nickname for you. :)
Because we all Cinta pizza so what`s lebih fun than being annoying while ordering it?

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press Rawak numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would anda please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation anda are...
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I'm bored and procrastinating packing for the millionth time in my life so i looked up everyone's birthday number and it gave some cool info!
ps. i didn't know everyones years so i checked their profiles assuming that's right.

also i'm so so so sorry if i missed anda i didn't mean to!

oh and i thought these facts were almost exactly right. :]
~You Are a Guru
Spiritual and thoughtful, anda tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet anda remain calm.
Although anda are brilliant, it may take anda a while to...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
The following are the bahagian, atas four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other adults. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and berkata in a voice just as threatening, 'If anda don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw anda Ciuman Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
The following is supposedly an actual soalan telah diberi on a universiti chemistry exam. The answer sejak one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) atau endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) atau some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time....
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
When I was born, I was telah diberi a choice - A big dick atau a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time anda ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but seterusnya to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is...
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So this tahun happens to be over in 11 hours and 32 minutes. And because of that I thought I could write a little something about each one of anda :]

The king. The king of randomness to be honest. He's just awesome and I have no idea what I (and the other pinjas) would have done without him. He must be some sort of a saint. He got the Leytoners and the Brucasers to become Friends after such a long time fighting. That I respect him for. Also his pervert-ness is not to be wrong of. Even though it's kind of creepy, it's hilarious. Him and Tool together.. No needs to say lebih :] Nate. You're an...
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Cherry ceri, cherry boom boom
H: What the HELL?
Mary: Did anda buy Ais Krim again? anda know I hate it.
H: First off, its taste is MANGO. Epic.
Mary: Yeah right.
H: And secondly, anda are a complete retard for not liking Ais Krim so shut up.
Mary: But there’s no room in the fridge for my vegetables.
DING DONG. Hannah runs to open, glad that she was saved from the “fight”.
Cat: hei my girl.
H: hei Kitty.
Mary: Who is it?
H: It’s Cat. She brought us some ice-cream.
Mary: anda have got to be kidding me. Mangos and Ais Krim are FORBIDDEN in here.
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Happy sweet sixteen my Ballah!:D
You better have a terrific day, and an amazing tahun ahead of you, cause anda deserve it!♥

Hannah! anda have this unique, amazing, incredible and loveable personality which anda just can't miss! anda make the room (forum) look at anda when anda step in, and anda somehow make me smile even though i'm having a real shitty day! And I don't think I have to tell anda about your world known (fanpop-known) cheating skils! PCBR (pathetic cheating Bayi rules) says it all!;P
You will always be my teacher/master/mentor (you choose), and I always enjoy cheating with you! Cheating...
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YAY, another bulan another peminat of the bulan interview! This time with Terra. ;D Hope anda guys like it. =] And congrats T, anda deserve this! <3

1 – Here are the Pinjas, a couples months, cheaters and stalkers later. Did anda ever think a Rawak talk in a chat would turn out like this?
No i didn't i had no clue that we would form the pinjas in the oth chat atau that would put our oth coupling differences aside and become great Friends with each other.

2 – What is your first good memory of the Pinjas? And your kegemaran moment in this spot?
My kegemaran one has to be any of the pranks we...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the saat tetikus gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I Cinta defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do anda have to buy her friends?

If anda ain't makin' waves, anda ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot sejak loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that anda are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls Cinta Italian food...
Bad girls Cinta Italian waiters.