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Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her keldai to be the 10th planet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit sejak a parked car.

Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!

Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the jalan and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco loceng and everyone ran for the border.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells...
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Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Cinta with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit anda first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give anda a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the...
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A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

After any salary raise, anda will have less money at the end of the bulan than anda did before.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

Don't be irreplaceable, if anda can't be replaced, anda can't be promoted.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to anda the rest of the day.

Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

If anda smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minit of it.

If ignorance is bliss, anda must be orgasmic.

Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. anda Will Be Assimilated.

Born free... taxed to death.

The lebih people I meet, the lebih I like my dog.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.

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Some great tips on Cinta and relationships sejak kids between the age of 5 and 10...

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WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." (Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a saat date." (Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO Ciuman SOMEONE?

"You should never Ciuman a girl unless anda have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have video of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

CONCERNING WHY Cinta HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR...
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