Hey-o! What Makes Him Beautiful Part 56 will be up tomorrow and so will Cheating True Cinta Part 3. Kay,enjoyyy.Oh,by the way,this means nothing in real life. I'm sure Eleanor is her classy self :)Eleanor's parents are amazing for sure!
"Mum! No! That's so annoying" I tossed the book that mum had telah diberi me just right now,"And we're having dinner"
Mum raised her eyebrows at me,"It's a book about sex and I think anda have come of age to read that book,Perrie!"
I was 18. I've read this book before. Mum FORCED me to read it. She made sure I actually read it. This was the first time I've been back to my parents' flat since I went to go live sejak myself. I was living quite well until my parents called for me to come over. I don't even know why they bothered calling me! They didn't care basically. I partied like every single hari with Eleanor at the Kelab and this is the first time they've called me. Yesterday I was partying and had barely came back to my flat at like seven in the morning and I found this guy's wallet in my dompet, beg tangan and then my parents called.
"Perrie,what have anda been doing? Do anda have a job?" Dad asked
I scoffed,"I'm a Starbucks barista. I work the weeks only."
Okay,that was true. After work,I went partying then I came back,slept for about 2-3 hours then woke up and went back. Sounds like bullshit,but it's not. Mum and Dad thought I was a hardworking girl. They also thought Eleanor was innocent. Yes. That's right. ELEANOR CALDER? Yeah,get over it. Okay. Yes,she's going out with Louis Tomlinson. Okay,bullshit over. Eleanor went partying with me everytime. There was at least one time where she almost ended up sleeping with some guy. I saved her arse.
"PERRIE!" Mum yelled
I glanced up from the floor,"Yes?"
"Explain to me why anda came out on the news" Dad sternly said,trying to keep that smile off his face
I giggled uncontrollably,"I came out on the news..ooh..you're a funny one,dad"
"NO! PERRIE! Listen! anda came out. anda came out and a young man came out as well. His name was Harry Styles." Mum blurted,screaming and shaking
My eyes widened,"Is his wallet missing?"
"Yes,Perrie. anda have his wallet,don't you?" Dad barked
I giggled,"Maybe"
"PERRIE!"
"FINE! CALM YOUR ARSE DOWN,DAD!" I snapped,throwing a glass cup at the wall.
Mum stood up,"Perrie,what has gotten to you?"
"I DON'T KNOW! anda TELL ME!!! I'M A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC. anda DON'T CARE. I KNOW anda DON'T!" I tried screaming out my lungs
I knew it was loud since an echo went through out the whole house. Mum gasped,staring at me. Dad had a look of pity in his eyes. I rolled my eyes.
"Bullshit. Right? anda all probably think I'm lying,right? Well,I'm not. Eleanor drinks too. anda can go away now." I said,snatching my phone from the glass dapur table. I took my dompet, beg tangan on the way out,"You both can enjoy free fucks now" Mum and Dad followed me. I scoffed,taking advantage of this moment. I turned around,flicking them both off. They both gasped as if I had just told them I was pregnant.
"Perrie.."
"Mum.."
"Perrie.."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'M LEAVING" I screamed,throwing the door open,then slamming it closed
Eleanor was in the Bentley,waiting patiently. I hopped into the car,pushing the keys into the slot. I scoffed,still pissed at Mum and Dad. I turned the ignition on then started driving away from this hell. I never liked it here. I hated it.
I stretched my hand to the radio,changing the station,"Mum and Dad got all shocked when I told them we were alcoholics."
"And we're still fit as hell..so they can go get some free fucks" Eleanor nodded in agreement
Eleanor and I had this thing where we would say 'Free Fucks' and no one knew what it meant. It basically meant "Go screw yourself and don't ever come back to me again. Keep the load of bullshit". We berkata that to most guys,saying we would give them "Free Fucks". They believed that we wanted to sleep with them. HAH! They wish. Eleanor and I arrived at Josiah's flat. I hopped out of the car,as well as Eleanor did.
"ELEANOR! PERRIE!" Josiah screamed as he got out of his mustang
"Hey,Josiah" I muttered over my shoulder
Josiah stopped,"What's wrong?"
"Nah,just admit we are alcoholics to our parents" Eleanor berkata over her shoulder,giggling slightly
We went into the flat,taking this time to chill and eat. And sleep. Josiah slept like everytime he could. He was adorable,but I'd never fall in Cinta with him. My hati, tengah-tengah has been broken too many times. Boys just want to get in my pants,then leave. It's obvious. I hope they get an STD for that. The longest time I've been with a guy was about 3 weeks. Of course the boy was the curly haired one,Harry. I called it off,because I'm already torn..
"Mum! No! That's so annoying" I tossed the book that mum had telah diberi me just right now,"And we're having dinner"
Mum raised her eyebrows at me,"It's a book about sex and I think anda have come of age to read that book,Perrie!"
I was 18. I've read this book before. Mum FORCED me to read it. She made sure I actually read it. This was the first time I've been back to my parents' flat since I went to go live sejak myself. I was living quite well until my parents called for me to come over. I don't even know why they bothered calling me! They didn't care basically. I partied like every single hari with Eleanor at the Kelab and this is the first time they've called me. Yesterday I was partying and had barely came back to my flat at like seven in the morning and I found this guy's wallet in my dompet, beg tangan and then my parents called.
"Perrie,what have anda been doing? Do anda have a job?" Dad asked
I scoffed,"I'm a Starbucks barista. I work the weeks only."
Okay,that was true. After work,I went partying then I came back,slept for about 2-3 hours then woke up and went back. Sounds like bullshit,but it's not. Mum and Dad thought I was a hardworking girl. They also thought Eleanor was innocent. Yes. That's right. ELEANOR CALDER? Yeah,get over it. Okay. Yes,she's going out with Louis Tomlinson. Okay,bullshit over. Eleanor went partying with me everytime. There was at least one time where she almost ended up sleeping with some guy. I saved her arse.
"PERRIE!" Mum yelled
I glanced up from the floor,"Yes?"
"Explain to me why anda came out on the news" Dad sternly said,trying to keep that smile off his face
I giggled uncontrollably,"I came out on the news..ooh..you're a funny one,dad"
"NO! PERRIE! Listen! anda came out. anda came out and a young man came out as well. His name was Harry Styles." Mum blurted,screaming and shaking
My eyes widened,"Is his wallet missing?"
"Yes,Perrie. anda have his wallet,don't you?" Dad barked
I giggled,"Maybe"
"PERRIE!"
"FINE! CALM YOUR ARSE DOWN,DAD!" I snapped,throwing a glass cup at the wall.
Mum stood up,"Perrie,what has gotten to you?"
"I DON'T KNOW! anda TELL ME!!! I'M A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC. anda DON'T CARE. I KNOW anda DON'T!" I tried screaming out my lungs
I knew it was loud since an echo went through out the whole house. Mum gasped,staring at me. Dad had a look of pity in his eyes. I rolled my eyes.
"Bullshit. Right? anda all probably think I'm lying,right? Well,I'm not. Eleanor drinks too. anda can go away now." I said,snatching my phone from the glass dapur table. I took my dompet, beg tangan on the way out,"You both can enjoy free fucks now" Mum and Dad followed me. I scoffed,taking advantage of this moment. I turned around,flicking them both off. They both gasped as if I had just told them I was pregnant.
"Perrie.."
"Mum.."
"Perrie.."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'M LEAVING" I screamed,throwing the door open,then slamming it closed
Eleanor was in the Bentley,waiting patiently. I hopped into the car,pushing the keys into the slot. I scoffed,still pissed at Mum and Dad. I turned the ignition on then started driving away from this hell. I never liked it here. I hated it.
I stretched my hand to the radio,changing the station,"Mum and Dad got all shocked when I told them we were alcoholics."
"And we're still fit as hell..so they can go get some free fucks" Eleanor nodded in agreement
Eleanor and I had this thing where we would say 'Free Fucks' and no one knew what it meant. It basically meant "Go screw yourself and don't ever come back to me again. Keep the load of bullshit". We berkata that to most guys,saying we would give them "Free Fucks". They believed that we wanted to sleep with them. HAH! They wish. Eleanor and I arrived at Josiah's flat. I hopped out of the car,as well as Eleanor did.
"ELEANOR! PERRIE!" Josiah screamed as he got out of his mustang
"Hey,Josiah" I muttered over my shoulder
Josiah stopped,"What's wrong?"
"Nah,just admit we are alcoholics to our parents" Eleanor berkata over her shoulder,giggling slightly
We went into the flat,taking this time to chill and eat. And sleep. Josiah slept like everytime he could. He was adorable,but I'd never fall in Cinta with him. My hati, tengah-tengah has been broken too many times. Boys just want to get in my pants,then leave. It's obvious. I hope they get an STD for that. The longest time I've been with a guy was about 3 weeks. Of course the boy was the curly haired one,Harry. I called it off,because I'm already torn..
hi its 1dfan here yah no one knows me so anda can get to know me my name is stephanie but call me 1dfan and i like to read and blog about one direction. so lets get on with that. ok haylor is now broken up sorry for those that liked haylor. i dident like haylor i think it made harry happy so i dont care.
what do anda think the other boys felt like when thay started dateing. do anda think thay liked it atau not i mean seventeen berkata harry had a crush on her but niall hasent goten to tarikh deim yet i wonder will be calling them i mean thay can date. its not like its forbition. i think louis and his girl friend are a cute cuple. and whats the deal with tumbler i just herd of it like a bulan lalu so it cant be as as good as face book and tweeter. i mean one direction is on every thing im not saying thats bad i Cinta one direction.
hei who knows when one direction made it big like when every one knew about them.well gtg ( that means got to go) bye ttyl
what do anda think the other boys felt like when thay started dateing. do anda think thay liked it atau not i mean seventeen berkata harry had a crush on her but niall hasent goten to tarikh deim yet i wonder will be calling them i mean thay can date. its not like its forbition. i think louis and his girl friend are a cute cuple. and whats the deal with tumbler i just herd of it like a bulan lalu so it cant be as as good as face book and tweeter. i mean one direction is on every thing im not saying thats bad i Cinta one direction.
hei who knows when one direction made it big like when every one knew about them.well gtg ( that means got to go) bye ttyl