Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no lebih Kandi in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.
It was a bright, sunny, and bright hari in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal hari for me and the other Haiwan in the zoo.
Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few lebih hours later, King Julien, I mean Maurice (since Julien was too lazy to carry me to the Zoovenir Shop) carried me to the Zoovenir Shop. Mort just followed.
Skipper and the other penguins started the meeting. They berkata that there will be a zoo clean-up. "A zoo what-up," Julien asked.
"A zoo clean-up. All the zoos in New York will have a clean-up. Alice and the other zookeepers will clean-up our habitats. Actually, I inspected all the habitats in the zoo, including ours, and came up with a bar graph of the filthiest habitat in the zoo, and I guess the dirtiest and the stinkiest habitat is the... polar bear's," Kowalski explained.
"It is not my fault they throw stinky fishes at me when I was sleeping," the polar menanggung, bear explained.
"Julien, why do anda always bring Bob along during meetings here," Private asked. "Because I think he is the only friend I have, besides Maurice... and Mort... and of course, Lemmy! The king always have many friends," Julien replied.
The meeting was finished. Everyone slumbered in on their beds and had a good night sleep. I really had a bad feeling about tomorrow. Even worse than bad, I feel like it's going to be the worst hari of my inanimate life.
Every animal in the zoo woke up early and packed their things for their temporary stay in the place that I still don't know. Last night, the penguins won't tell where they will alih us to while they are cleaning up our habitat. Quite unfair if anda ask me.
Zoo keepers transferred us into a new zoo. But we are only staying there for at least 12 hours. It looks like a normal zoo (but not like ours). I was glad it was not in the Hoboken Zoo. It is a nightmare there! If anda are going to ask me if I have been there, please, don't ask what it was like staying there.
So, yeah, we stayed there. after a 12 whole hours, we finally went back to our own zoo. Oh wait, the lemurs forgot to bring me with them!
I told anda it was going to be the worst hari of my life. Actually, the worst hari of my life was when I was hit sejak a bat and my trip to the Hoboken Zoo.
See anda in the seterusnya chapter! Bob here. Want some candy?
It was a bright, sunny, and bright hari in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal hari for me and the other Haiwan in the zoo.
Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few lebih hours later, King Julien, I mean Maurice (since Julien was too lazy to carry me to the Zoovenir Shop) carried me to the Zoovenir Shop. Mort just followed.
Skipper and the other penguins started the meeting. They berkata that there will be a zoo clean-up. "A zoo what-up," Julien asked.
"A zoo clean-up. All the zoos in New York will have a clean-up. Alice and the other zookeepers will clean-up our habitats. Actually, I inspected all the habitats in the zoo, including ours, and came up with a bar graph of the filthiest habitat in the zoo, and I guess the dirtiest and the stinkiest habitat is the... polar bear's," Kowalski explained.
"It is not my fault they throw stinky fishes at me when I was sleeping," the polar menanggung, bear explained.
"Julien, why do anda always bring Bob along during meetings here," Private asked. "Because I think he is the only friend I have, besides Maurice... and Mort... and of course, Lemmy! The king always have many friends," Julien replied.
The meeting was finished. Everyone slumbered in on their beds and had a good night sleep. I really had a bad feeling about tomorrow. Even worse than bad, I feel like it's going to be the worst hari of my inanimate life.
Every animal in the zoo woke up early and packed their things for their temporary stay in the place that I still don't know. Last night, the penguins won't tell where they will alih us to while they are cleaning up our habitat. Quite unfair if anda ask me.
Zoo keepers transferred us into a new zoo. But we are only staying there for at least 12 hours. It looks like a normal zoo (but not like ours). I was glad it was not in the Hoboken Zoo. It is a nightmare there! If anda are going to ask me if I have been there, please, don't ask what it was like staying there.
So, yeah, we stayed there. after a 12 whole hours, we finally went back to our own zoo. Oh wait, the lemurs forgot to bring me with them!
I told anda it was going to be the worst hari of my life. Actually, the worst hari of my life was when I was hit sejak a bat and my trip to the Hoboken Zoo.
See anda in the seterusnya chapter! Bob here. Want some candy?
Kowalski was sitting in his katil when he heard the transporting truck. He went topside. His girlfriend, Abigail, was there.
Abigail had green eyes and long eyelashes. Her feathers were soft and shiny. She was Skipper's sister.
Kowalski hadn't seen Abigail since high-school.
Kowalski was about to hug Abigail when he realized that she might not like him anymore. They hadn't seen each other in such a long time.
Abigail ran over and kissed Kowalski.
I have writers block now, sorry it's so short. I'll write lebih later.
Abigail had green eyes and long eyelashes. Her feathers were soft and shiny. She was Skipper's sister.
Kowalski hadn't seen Abigail since high-school.
Kowalski was about to hug Abigail when he realized that she might not like him anymore. They hadn't seen each other in such a long time.
Abigail ran over and kissed Kowalski.
I have writers block now, sorry it's so short. I'll write lebih later.
Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady berkata thee!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady berkata thee!"
Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are anda a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: anda can.
Kowalski: Yay! I Cinta lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then anda can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are anda a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: anda can.
Kowalski: Yay! I Cinta lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then anda can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
