Weird story
Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap anda with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are anda looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are anda looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap anda with this ikan if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!
Me and Kowalski flees away…..
Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. hei Rico!
Approaches Rico…
Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to sertai me in my experiment, it includes explosions?
Rico: OH yeah! Yeah!!
Me: Let's do it!
Few hours later, me and Rico were sent in the hospital. Kowalski was in there too, worried.
Kowalski: What happened?
Rico: Kaboom!
Me: Long story…what happened to you?
Kowalski: Skipper slapped me with a fish, couple of times….and my own creation smashed me…
Me: Ooh, that’s bad…
Kowalski: I know.
A vet comes in, holding supplies for surgery….he puts out a sharp object…slowly approaches us. Then----
The Vet Guy: Who’s first?
Me, Kowalski and Rico: AH!
The vet shoots tranquilizer darts at us…we fainted and my vision darkened out….
My eye quickly opens and finds myself on a hospital bed…..sighting Rico and Kowalski staring at me…
Me: Huh!?!
Rico: Phew! Alive!
Me: Where is the creepy vet?
Kowalski: What vet?
Me: The one with a wedge!
Kowalski: I guess anda were only dreaming…you’ve been sleeping about an jam now…
Me: Wait! I was in a reverie…
Kowalski: I guess…
Me: My dream was very bizarre..
Kowalski: What happened in the dream?
Me: I don’t really want to tell you. It’s very weird…..I’m feeling kinda uncomfortable with the dream
Kowalski: Maybe a hug might make anda feel better
Me: ok..
Hugs Kowalski, Rico watches
Rico: Hey! How about me?
Kowalski: Eh, no..
Me: I have a question, why are we in the hospital at the first place?
Kowalski; anda forgot! Skipper slapped us so hard with a fish!! Then we fainted….and ended up here..
Me: Why’s Rico here?
Kowalski: Skipper’s making sure we don’t run away….so he made Rico watch over…
Me: What?!? lebih slapping?!?
Private takes a visit…
Private: I wonder, how they’re doing?
Enters a room
Private: H’ello?
Woman: Ahhh!!!!
Throws her dompet, beg tangan at Private. Private dodges
Private : Oops! Wrong room, that’s for old ladies….
Enters another room
Private: Um hello?
Suddenly, a pisau gets thrown, Private docks..
Private: Rico!!!
Rico: Ooh! Sorry.. (Whistling)
Private: I brought anda some snacks and fish..
Rico: FiSH!!
Eats all the fish…
Private: Rico!! anda should share…
Rico: Ok!
Rico regurgitates the ikan which is covered with saliva..
Kowalski: Never mind….
Me: ???
Private: Are anda all alight?
Me. Kowalski and Rico: Yeah..
Private: Good, cause seterusnya week, you’ll be doing some chores…
Rico: Aww! Come on!
Private: Not anda Rico…
Rico: Woohoo! Eats the regurgitated fish..
Me and Kowalski: What?!?
Attempts to run away…
Rico tries to find some tranquilizer darts in the hospital but instead uses a frying pan…
Faints…
Private: Why a frying pan?
Rico: No darts!
Wakes up a few minutes…
Kowalski: Where are we?
Me: What the heck!
Skipper: You’re in the HQ…
Me: Weren’t we in the hospital?
Kowalski: Uhuh.
Skipper: We sent anda utama instead .
Kowalski: OK! Yay!
Private: We’re all together again…
Kowalski hugs me…
Me: Huh!?! Why anda hugging me?
Kowalski: Uh?
Me: It’s alright!
Rico: Can I join?
Kowalski: Nope..
Private: (giggles)
Rico hugs Miss Perky
Private: Want a hug Skipper?
Skipper: I don’t need a hug….Nancy cats…
THE END
Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap anda with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are anda looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are anda looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap anda with this ikan if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!
Me and Kowalski flees away…..
Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. hei Rico!
Approaches Rico…
Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to sertai me in my experiment, it includes explosions?
Rico: OH yeah! Yeah!!
Me: Let's do it!
Few hours later, me and Rico were sent in the hospital. Kowalski was in there too, worried.
Kowalski: What happened?
Rico: Kaboom!
Me: Long story…what happened to you?
Kowalski: Skipper slapped me with a fish, couple of times….and my own creation smashed me…
Me: Ooh, that’s bad…
Kowalski: I know.
A vet comes in, holding supplies for surgery….he puts out a sharp object…slowly approaches us. Then----
The Vet Guy: Who’s first?
Me, Kowalski and Rico: AH!
The vet shoots tranquilizer darts at us…we fainted and my vision darkened out….
My eye quickly opens and finds myself on a hospital bed…..sighting Rico and Kowalski staring at me…
Me: Huh!?!
Rico: Phew! Alive!
Me: Where is the creepy vet?
Kowalski: What vet?
Me: The one with a wedge!
Kowalski: I guess anda were only dreaming…you’ve been sleeping about an jam now…
Me: Wait! I was in a reverie…
Kowalski: I guess…
Me: My dream was very bizarre..
Kowalski: What happened in the dream?
Me: I don’t really want to tell you. It’s very weird…..I’m feeling kinda uncomfortable with the dream
Kowalski: Maybe a hug might make anda feel better
Me: ok..
Hugs Kowalski, Rico watches
Rico: Hey! How about me?
Kowalski: Eh, no..
Me: I have a question, why are we in the hospital at the first place?
Kowalski; anda forgot! Skipper slapped us so hard with a fish!! Then we fainted….and ended up here..
Me: Why’s Rico here?
Kowalski: Skipper’s making sure we don’t run away….so he made Rico watch over…
Me: What?!? lebih slapping?!?
Private takes a visit…
Private: I wonder, how they’re doing?
Enters a room
Private: H’ello?
Woman: Ahhh!!!!
Throws her dompet, beg tangan at Private. Private dodges
Private : Oops! Wrong room, that’s for old ladies….
Enters another room
Private: Um hello?
Suddenly, a pisau gets thrown, Private docks..
Private: Rico!!!
Rico: Ooh! Sorry.. (Whistling)
Private: I brought anda some snacks and fish..
Rico: FiSH!!
Eats all the fish…
Private: Rico!! anda should share…
Rico: Ok!
Rico regurgitates the ikan which is covered with saliva..
Kowalski: Never mind….
Me: ???
Private: Are anda all alight?
Me. Kowalski and Rico: Yeah..
Private: Good, cause seterusnya week, you’ll be doing some chores…
Rico: Aww! Come on!
Private: Not anda Rico…
Rico: Woohoo! Eats the regurgitated fish..
Me and Kowalski: What?!?
Attempts to run away…
Rico tries to find some tranquilizer darts in the hospital but instead uses a frying pan…
Faints…
Private: Why a frying pan?
Rico: No darts!
Wakes up a few minutes…
Kowalski: Where are we?
Me: What the heck!
Skipper: You’re in the HQ…
Me: Weren’t we in the hospital?
Kowalski: Uhuh.
Skipper: We sent anda utama instead .
Kowalski: OK! Yay!
Private: We’re all together again…
Kowalski hugs me…
Me: Huh!?! Why anda hugging me?
Kowalski: Uh?
Me: It’s alright!
Rico: Can I join?
Kowalski: Nope..
Private: (giggles)
Rico hugs Miss Perky
Private: Want a hug Skipper?
Skipper: I don’t need a hug….Nancy cats…
THE END
Me:well that should do it
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seterusnya morning
Harry:I am telling anda someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were kata laluan
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
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seterusnya morning
Harry:I am telling anda someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were kata laluan
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of anda guys feel discriminated against, and that anda believe we fangirls want anda permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank anda all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~