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"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do anda always have to start off my hari with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!" Starlite berkata picking herself up. "Anyway, what should we do today?" Skipper asked. Private giggled "Your a poet and ya' didn't even know it Skippa'" He laughed, he received a slap across the face. "Ulg, my feathers are soo dull...Hey! Wнч don't we just go on a bot trip? Ya know! For a hari atau two?" Starlite suggested. "Aces Starlite! Kowalski, step-up." Kowalski sulked. "Alright boys, commence operation: Set sail!"

"i regret this! Starlite, anda are such a egg-head! Come up with better ideas! i swear, i'm never going to listen to anda again." Skipper moaned as he pushed their bot into the sea. atau at least trying to, him and the other 3 guys were pushing. It didn't budge. "Lemme try, Skipper anda are the one who berkata we should do it! i gave the idea." They all backed-off from the boat, she walked up to it, gave it a push with one flipper, it shot into the water. "Bang-up job Starlite!" Private smiled. "Yah!" Rico added. "Show-off" Skipper mumbled as they jumped onto the boat.

(Two hours later) "SET SAIL FOR EAST MATEYS!!! THE BLUE ikan paus SHALL NOT EAT OUR PUDDING!" Kowalski shouted, swaying back and forth, he pointed up (*cough* supposetobeeast) "Oh Shut up already. Your giving me a headache." Starlite berkata loudly, she was lying against the dinding with her hat covering most of her face. "Skipper, status report." She said. Skipper gave her a irritable look "Since when are anda in charge?" He asked "i'm not, i'm just helping considering your first-mate has heat-stroke and is talking to his lunch." She berkata without looking up at Skipper. Kowalski was talking to a tuna-fish "Where did your sister go Bob? i heard she dihidu, smelt feet then ate a car." Kowalski berkata looking at the fish. "Oh and Rico is swabbing the deck." Whαt's wrong with that? Skipper asked. "The fact that he is licking it clean." She smiled, still not looking up. Rico came past, his tongue was licking the deck "Aaalllg" He sounded as he walked past. Starlite stood up, stretching. "i'm gonna see what my Friends are up to, your boring today Skips." She berkata walking to her bag, she was searching for her phone, when she suddenly stopped, her topi, cap fell off and her mouth hung open. "Whαt's wrong now?" Skipper asked as he steered the ship towards East. "You...You found it...They berkata it was Lost in the Bermuda triangle, the legend is still alive." She breathed. "What is it?" Skipper asked, leaving the steering wheel for a while to see what it was. "The feather of the Crystal falcon" She said, lifting up a silver-feather. "Oh that thing? A pigeon gave it to me after our failure At the Lost Treasure of the golden...Rat i think it was?" "You mean the Lost treasure of the Golden Squirrel? anda did know there was a button at the entrance that de-activated the scale that destroyed the place right? Tell me anda knew about the button?" She was dying of laughter. "i can't read, so it wouldn't have helped." He replied in self-defence. "Who is steering this boat?" Private asked. Skipper and Starlite froze, they both looked around. Kowalski was at the steering-wheel "Ho-ho ho and a bottle of pie!!!!" He shouted. *bang* he broke off the steering wheel. "KOWALSKI!!!!!!! anda HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!!" Skipper and Starlite shouted at the same time. "Youto scareme" Rico mumbled. "BOB NO!!!" Kowalski shouted, as he started strangling himself with the fish. "Oh boy." Rico sighed. "GIMMME that! i swear if we die today Bob is going in a place where he shouldn't go!!!!" She shouted, slapping Kowalski across the face with the fish. "Ummm...Guys???" Private's voice shook with fear as he berkata this. They all turned around, Starlite froze as she was about to slap Kowalski with Bob. Black clouds were ahead of them, huge waves and a huge amount of wind. "Turn it AROUND!!" Starlite screamed with terror. "We can't! Bob and Kowalski broke the wheel! We are doomed!" Private wailed "Who's Bob?" Kowalski asked, he was still affected sejak his sun-stroke. A wave crashed over their boat, they hung on the railings for dear life, a saat wave crashed, the bot started tipping. "JUMP!!!" Skipper shouted, they all let go of the railings. The bot flipped and smashed in a million pieces. One piece smashed against Privates head. Starlite grabbed him. A piece hit Starlite, Skipper grabbed her, a piece hit him, Kowalski grabbed him, a piece hit him. They had luckily formed a chain with all their flippers. Rico grabbed Kowalski, he swam towards what he thought to be East...But he went North. No-one had ever gone North before, only one other animal. A beautiful black falcon, who went there and never came back. But legend has it he buried his most treasured possession And only one thing could open it, a locket that had to be filled with resistance to air... And the locket was perpecahan, berpecah into 6 different pieces.:
#1.The silver chain (length of trust)
#2. the black clip (the wisdom)
#3.the claw (the leader within)
#4. The Loop (circle of strength and destruction)
#5. The silver cage (beauty and selfishness)
#6. The green orb (the green orb holds everything together, it knows no limits to love, it holds millions of mystery's, but will never break atau leave you. It is the strongest of all, to open it to put the resistance of air in...You need fire. But anda need the api, kebakaran from the strongest creature in the Universe. A Oricle Dragon)
posted by spmana123
i was standing there, seterusnya to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, atau do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting seterusnya to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR anda COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...
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Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful penguin (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...
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Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large krat with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my krat and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with ikan streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...
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Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell atau smoke. His bantal grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The lebih he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...
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posted by legendary7
Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much lebih comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the penguin moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let anda sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...
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posted by legendary7
They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked sejak the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself sejak snacking on every ikan that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...
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posted by Penguinator
Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are anda in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the ikan and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...
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posted by sowem
The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the ray in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...
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Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did anda talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of anda as a son anda know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask anda something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do anda like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is selamat, peti deposit keselamatan with me.”

Eve...
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Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The saat past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The penguin laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...
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March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are anda hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those ikan look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of ikan that a lobster, udang galah left seterusnya to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those ikan Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico berkata sadly. “Then what are anda waiting for? All anda gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No anda just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are anda annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* anda just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for anda are not sentient. anda just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But anda just berkata that anda know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: anda lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, atau thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would anda define yourself? Are anda yourself because of your actions, atau are your actions based on who anda are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes anda are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: hei that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are anda hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda berkata happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He berkata in his Danish accent. "Then sejak the powers invested in me...I now pronounce anda man and wife. anda may Ciuman your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the bahagian, atas instead of the bottom due to everything in the istana, castle being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! anda make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You berkata so at the meeting! anda didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do anda think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to anda talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic Muzik can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that Muzik playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are anda all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if anda can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired sejak peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the seterusnya scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, anda have to Ciuman each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: anda heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop Ciuman each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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