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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do anda see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And anda can be my friend! Oh! And anda can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*

Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*

Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*

Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"

Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"

Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to anda live from the arctic bulatan where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bulatan around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: ...

Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l

Julien: *points over sejak door*

Director: *looks*

Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"

Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"

Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"

Blowhole's Mom: "Now anda don't tell me to go home, I'll ground anda for a month, young man!"

Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"

*continues fighting*

Director: I need a vacation...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to anda live from the arctic bulatan where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bulatan around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"

Mort: "I do not like this show!"

Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. anda have lebih urgent matters to deal with..."

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Source: Kowalski Malkowicz
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MLP is my little kuda, kuda kecil and LOTR is lord of the rings. Everyone is Humanized for the story. Also Sylvia_puffin is making this with me.

Rico sniffed the ground, searching for the scent of the missing person. 
   "Look, there's a house." Private observed, pointing over to a pokok with a door and windows."Do anda think they might have seen the missing person?"
   They walked over to the house and knocked. A girl with purple hair and a horn opened the door. 
    "Hi!" she said. "Can I help you?"
    "We're looking for a missing person," berkata Private. He wasn't surprised sejak the horn; after all,...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
Just some really weird idea that popped in my head. Most of my ideas are weird, though.
It's probably not going to be that great, since I have no idea where I'm going with this, but it's worth a try!
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Kowalski walked quickly down the cobblestone streets of York. His footsteps seemed to echo loudly off the dreary building that lined the road.
It started to drizzle. Kowalski walked faster, hoping to get utama dry.
It was inevitable, however. sejak the time he got home, he was soaked to the bone and would have been freezing cold, except vampires...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't Lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! anda just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs sejak still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I berkata not to ACTUALLY put Kandi coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes anda look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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The Big Move: After an eerily quiet night without the lemurs, the Penguins discover that they've snuck out to the park at night, only to return in the morning. Seeing the benefits, Skipper shows King Julien a secret tunnel leading directly to the park, on the conditions that he and his subjects keep it a secret and that they return in the morning. Being a loose-lipped King, Julien tells all of the zoo Haiwan about the tunnel, and they all sneak out at night. Upon trying to return to the zoo, Burt accidentally blocks the tunnel, preventing the other Haiwan from exiting it. Can the Penguins...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

    It was a beautiful summer hari at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out sejak the hundreds. It was another typical hari for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

    “Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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This story is an essay to Sandrei20's "I sense evil around you" - for those, who haven't read it, here a short summary (by Sandrei herself) : "After becoming possessed sejak unclean spirits from Madagascar island, Skipper has turned immensely evil and becomes a public threat to all zoo habitants, especially.. to Marlene. The Haiwan feel extremely petrified and hopeless." In the end, Marlene wakes up in her hiding place and discovers the whole zoo's in flames, explosions are heard, a thick black awan on the sky... and she sees Skipper's foggy eyes. Then, there's another explosion, ten times stronger...
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posted by InternetGirl123
Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My Muzik box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do anda mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...
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