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Author's note: I know it's been like, forever, since I've written lebih of this Twilight Zone-POM crossover. I'm really sorry, anda see, the paper that I write the rough draft of each chapter got caught in the rain, so I Lost 65 days of work!!! This is Episode 2, Episode 1 being about the plane and the gremlin. *talks like Rod Serling* Here, we have the most credulous sight of all, the place is Madagascar, 1965. A rising king and his loyal followers are claiming power, when a surprise visitor arrived. Julien, the king, Maurice the diplomat, and Mort the bad secretary. The newcomers have travelled afar, from the Twilight Zone.
A loud bang followed sejak beeps of metal landing and reaching ground on the baobab pokok on Madagascar, several lemurs scattered, others watched intently as the mysterious, and rather miscellaneous, object had landed before them. A disk-shaped angkasa craft, fizzing and smoking, the door opened, and creatures they had never seen before, walked, carrying a thick book. 'King Julien, these weird....things, came to the country!!' called out Maurice. 'Ohoooh... How so?' asked Julien, in the tone he'd always use on a regular day. 'A big rock landed here and they came out, four of them,' berkata Maurice. 'How did 'they' look like Maurice?' asked Julien boredly. 'They were black and white, as if wearing tuxedos, one was small and fat, the other, a bit taller, but still fat, the other was the saat tallest, with a scar, and the last one, holding what looks like a book, and is the tallest of the four, all four were wearing a robe, which we find strange,' described Maurice. 'This is siiiiiimple!! They are just monks that came from some other place we don't know where it is,' stated Julien. 'The saat smallest one with the flat head wants to see anda at the pokok in an hour,' berkata Maurice. 'Ugh, Maurice!! I, as the King of Madagascar, duke of the islands, etc etc. Do not need to talk to monks!!' exclaimed Julien, 'But if it can improve my life, to heck with it!!' Imediatly, he fitted his leafy crown on, and marched out.
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The hari had been bright that day, very sunny, warm clouds hovering the sky, and a breeze that brought all the exotic scents, which Julien sniffed up in the air. 'Helloooooo monks!!' yelled Julien happily. 'Hello lemur overlord, allow me to introduce ourselves,' berkata the tallest creature, 'I am Kowalski, that fat one is Private, the flat head is Skipper, and the scarred penguin is Rico.' 'Ohhhhh!!! What very exotic names indeed!! So monks, what is it that you'd like?' asked Julien. 'First of all, we are not monks, second, we prefer to be called the B.I.R.D.S.A. Copyright name of his excellency back home,' berkata Skipper. 'What is it that anda want?!' asked Julien annoyed. 'We wANt whaT we came here four!!! RIGHT SkiPPa?!?!' asked Private, a little crazily. 'Not that Private, We are here to simply help anda people learn how to prevent wars, hunger strikes, fire, uranium bombs, lead poisoning, dead bo-' berkata Skipper, before he was struck in the chest sejak Rico. 'They get the point Skipper,' berkata Kowalski, opening the book. 'So what can anda help us with birds?' asked Julien. 'We can build many great things for anda simple lemurs, I assure you,' berkata Skipper smiling enigmatically. 'Read the book to find our intentions, overlord,' berkata Kowalski, handing Julien the book. 'Are anda finished translating that tajuk Maurice?' asked Julien. 'Yes, after a hari of work and Mort's not helping much either,' sighed Maurice, staring at Mort dancing around with torn out book pages. 'Read the tajuk then silly!' exclaimed Julien. 'I translated it, and it reads: 'To serve lemurs', sweet god, I hope that's true,' berkata Maurice.
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'This experiment will test ze reliability of the penguin, we have wires here on the flipper to check sweat, heartbeat, and brain jiggles that are caused sejak stress, for example, we're using the flat headed penguin,' berkata a cicak, biawak on the TV. 'How did anda get here? And why?' asked the lizard. 'We frigging got here on a rented spaceship, because it's awesome here!!' yelled Skipper, obviously lying. 'That's not right, try again!!' asked the lizard. 'Huff, it's so exhausting here, we got here on a home-built angkasa shuttle sejak Kowalski made of freaking sh*t cans, and we came here to help us all as a species,' he finally said. 'And what are your intentions?' asked the lizard. 'We are here to woooosjfdhoooo....' berkata Skipper, before he passed out. Kowalski checked his forehead. 'Mild heat exhaustion, happens to every penguin who goes to a tropical region,' berkata Kowalski. 'Seems convincing enough, good news, the penguins, are our friends!!' exclaimed the tropical lizard, all lemurs behind him cheered. 'CaN wE start to get these lemurs to experience our nation, very closely?' asked Private, chuckling a bit maniacly. 'We will little Private, they'll have a great time there,' berkata Kowalski.
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Soon after the announcement, many lemurs took expensive tickets to Antarctica and the nearby colonies in Africa to live with penguins all their lives. 'I should go sometime in my life to Andyardica, atau whatever it's called, don't anda agree Maurice?' asked Julien. 'I dunno? It's your choice your highness,' answered Maurice. 'Well it's decided!! I'm going, I'll have makan malam, majlis makan malam with the emperor, I can discuss if he atau she wants to give up their country to me!!' berkata Julien pulling his crown on and triumphantly exiting. 'Bay 45 is now open, bay 32's flight has been launched already,' berkata a lemur holding the station. 'I can't wait, have anda heard they have cars and trains? I don't even know what they are but it sounds cool!!' yelled a female lemur to her friends. 'Bay 34 is now open' berkata the speaker. 'Finally!! I can go!!' berkata Julien rushing in front of everyone in line, slowly up the steps to the cockpit. 'Wait!! Your majesty!! I have bad news!!' yelled Maurice. 'How did anda get here Maur-' berkata Julien before being interrupted, he stopped at the bahagian, atas of the steps. 'The rest of 'To serve lemurs', IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!' yelled Maurice. Julien's eyes widened, he tried to jump out, frantically, but was pulled back sejak Private and Skipper. 'I've waited long enough for my lemur food!!! 3 months of it!!! In a god foresaken trash can!!!' yelled Private evilly. Kowalski ceremoniously shut the latch, and Julien disappeared. Maurice tried to lunge, but was held back sejak a smug face on Kowalski and Rico, who both held up guns. 'His majesty Richard Walter can't be kept waiting for his wonderful meal of lemur cooked in it's own lungs! He's waited months for it!!!' yelled Kowalski. Then, in a flash, the ship lifted, and with a bang, it disappeared. Now Julien was alone, waiting in his cockpit room for the inevitable, he decided to take the risk, now, he's headed for the Twilight Zone, in the form of a soup, cocktail, stew, atau burger, on a certain someone's plate.
*My plate!! :3*
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Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed sejak it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.




Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as anda are, pay attention!...
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Those are all Bada and Bing's Petikan from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: anda can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma punch your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, anda gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little kuda, kuda kecil and Lunicorns Are Made sejak Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sejak Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! atau Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the kacang, kacang tanah butte--
Wait! Where's the kacang, kacang tanah mentega winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! anda have kacang, kacang tanah mentega on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would anda believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the kacang, kacang tanah mentega winkie...
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Ch. 3
"What did anda do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't anda ask him yourself," the lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are anda doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants anda to think," Skipper berkata in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...
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"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do anda always have to start off my hari with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...
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Private knew what he had to do. He crept forward. Infront of Skipper on the enormous tali pinggang were knives. Private ran as fast as he could and jumped to push Skipper off in time to save him, but it was too late to save himself. He was cut and flew into Skipper's direction infront of the leader.
S: "Private! Private, come on, say something!"
The little soldier was motionless. Skipper held him in his flippers tightly. He felt warm liquid running down his chest. It was blood! Nigel raced up.
N: "Oh no, Private boy, please wake up!"
Skipper didn't budge, just cried holding his son tightly. The convare...
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I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my katil and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...
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Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the siput approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced sejak Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and sejak King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....
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