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What is Alice doing there?!

added by Kaiume

Source: ME :3 S01E43

Alice is doing the most disturbing thing ever XD

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peacebaby7, Matchmaker11 and 2 others like this

27Kowalski She's doing *in a creepy voice* horrible things... xD Oh boy! Private's watching it! Kowalski just covers an eye! :P

Matchmaker11 I still have nightmares from that. O_e Poor Private...

SummerPoM Alican. Just it. /SHOT ~Sorry, I had to do it as a shipper xP I'm not usually pervy, but... /SHOT

ImAnEasel XD You don't want to know...

skipperfan420 Marlene's big-eyed expression is hilarious, but King Julien's expression is priceless!

Bluekait Isn`t this an episode where Alice smacks her butt and all of them stood there, watching it? I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!!

carsfan ^Yep! Thats the one! XD

Bluekait ^YAY!

egel_0507 ^ I think it's entitled: "Tangled in the Web" ^^

SaturdaySurpris Dont´t look! Or else you´ll be haunted of that gruesome image forever. (Look at Rico. He´s like WTF?!

Bluekait Lets do roleplay here!!! I`ll start! Kaitlyn: It`s Alican doing it again! DON`T WATCH!

penguinsarecute I was like watching this video on the internet and I replayed it so many times just to see their totally epic and priceless expressions. LOL TTM! King Julien, Marlene and Rico all look so funny here. They're like...... seriously????!!!!!! This episode is " Tangled in the web" at the last part when King Julien, Marlene and Kowalski are frowning at the tv and Skpper, Rico and Private come over to watch too. They see Alice playing an air guitar and singing with a banana and at the end she slaps her backside. Then they all have these faces on and Kowalski covers Private's eye.

ricoiswsome Lolz Skipper has my expression well my irritated expression.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 8

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known sejak the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit lebih explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The penguin looked up to see Dru looking...

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The Beginning - Part One

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.

Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter One

posted by Cornflak

He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...

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Nightmare In Central Park (part 1)

posted by kowalskicrazy

Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a topi, cap and brings it over to the meja, jadual to tunjuk skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which anda call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young penguin squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboggan, tobogan down a snowdrift away from their penguin flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

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Kowalski with a sock puppet.

added by FelineMae

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hei guys, have anda seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Mooncat picture

added by mouseandowl1

Source: Nick.com

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

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The Definition of a Fanguin

posted by thecrazygeinus

Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A peminat of The

Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point

of being noticable sejak others. Fanguins can be

identified sejak penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off Petikan from the Televisyen tunjuk at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable sejak a

Cinta of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s peminat-peminat and Foes

•And various OCs and peminat pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry

garaj Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long hari after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The garaj was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 9: First Impressions

posted by peacebaby7

“First Impressions”
April 19, 2014

    "How's it lookin' on connecting to the camera feeds, Kowalski?" Skipper asked his lieutenant.

    "Just fine, Skipper. Just a few lebih minutes," Kowalski answered. "I have to say, the HQ is in pretty good shape for not being used in a number of years. Things are coming together nicely, and we've only been back for a week."

    "I concur. anda got those light fixtures, Rico?" Skipper asked, looking up at Rico on his ladder, fixing a light to the ceiling.

    "Uh-huh!" he grunted....

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed penguin was staring down at Blue. "So anda came Private."

"So it is anda Kiki.." He raced ke hadapan only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are anda doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't anda Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

Mad Brother Chapter Nine

posted by Mother-of-PoM

'Big..Brothah..'

He opened his eyes to see that male penguin who he remembered correctly...HAD NO FLIPPING EYE.

"So you're awake?"

Private sat up, he was in his bed? Thankfully, the male had a bandage on.

"Don't worry, I am your ally."

"What?"

"Sorry I scared anda earlier.. I guess I'm not used to menunjukkan up to normal people."

"Your missing eye...Did my brothah do that to you?"

"That's in the past."

Private sighed, "Evahyone seems to have it for him. But, anda hate him too, right?"

"Because of our hate, we can't rest in peace. But I can save you. We need to get anda out of here." He grabbed Private's flipper...