Gassy Rico Demotivational

This is based off the continuity errors from the forum post "PoM Fails" (it's on there somewhere. i found it about 3 months lalu and updated it.) Maybe this will help bring that forum post in use again. Thanks for all who telah diposkan for giving me ideas!

"Leaves"

It was a warm summer hari in Central Park. Kids were playing in the park, eating snow cones, flying kites, eating snow cones while flying kites, and flying kites while eating snow cones.

The penguins were in a nearby tree, hidden amongst the foliage, spying on the jagung dog vendors that were slowly encroaching on the territory of the snow cone...

My upcoming stories:
Because I’ve been on Fanfiction.net for a little longer then on fanpop, most of my stories are telah diposkan there. But, since my grammar was horrible at the beginning (English is not my first language), the stories needed remakes and aren’t finished yet because of this, so it put it all in a total mess. Here, on fanpop, I’ll post a story after a sebelumnya one is done, so the stories won’t be in the mess here XD.

These are stories of my first PoM series:

Guard of the Secret: When a female penguin arrives to the zoo, it appears that she's Skipper's old friend. She's the only...

Author's Note: I apologize for the delay in posting this chapter. It won't happen again.

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    Lorrie cried for about twenty minit into Preston’s chest and before he finally pushed her ke hadapan and wiped away her tears before they froze to her face.

    “Lorrie, I know you’re hurting but we need to move. Think about it this way. When we turn them in, you’ll have avenged Kowalski and his father’s death,” Preston berkata softly. Lorrie choked and shook her head.

    “It’s all my fault. I was so caught up in trying...

The Ending of this story.
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Petting Zoo
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Rico starting looking at the pictures (they can't read remember? XD) and gasped at some blood stained pictures, oh wait no it's just juice. Rico leaned against the dinding and remembered what he was doing here. Helping Skipper.

Skipper was still screaming and panicking. Rico stood up, but fell again because something atau someone , fell on him .

"Rico! I'm so glad I found you!" Private said, as he started to hug Rico...a little to much.

"Do ou hav willes? (Do anda have willies?)" Rico asked as he looked at Skipper's...

"Skipper," Kowalski berkata to me. "I need to tell anda something." I paused. All eyes were on me, including the doleful eyes of my Young Private that I thought I'd never see again-about an jam ago.
His big blue eyes stared up at me-almost like he was pleading-from his hospital cot. "It's all right, Private. You're fine." Kowalski reassured him, but I wasn't so sure. His expression read differently. I could tell Private was buying it, because he proceeded his banter with Rico. While he was distracted, Kowalski motioned for me.
I followed him closer to the door. From the counter we stood on, Kowalski...

it all started when i was with Skipper and his team doing stuff when somehow i got a letter.

Skipper: hei Kiva, anda got a letter.

Me: thanks Skipper.

Skipper gave me the letter and so i open the letter.

Private: what does the letter say Kiva?

Rico: yeah yeah.

Me: hmm it says: Dear Kiva, I the Empress want anda to be the bodyguard for me and my daughter Emily at Dunwall Tower signed Empress Jessomine. oh my gosh did anda hear that guys I'm going to be the bodyguard for the Empress and her daughter at the Dunwall Tower.

Private: that's great.

Rico: Wow.

Kowalski: that's good.

Skipper: I'm quite pleased that...

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Thievery Control: Take 1

Brick: *moves crates around with forklift*

Cecil: *directs him*

Cop: *pulls up and sees Cecil* T_T

Cecil: O.O.....*pretends he's stretching* *falls over* OW! I pulled my muscle!

Brick: What muscle?

Cecil: Brick! Shut up and help me up!

Brick: *gets out of forklift and helps Cecil up* ...Dude are anda crying?

Cecil: NO! I most certainly am not!

Brick: Then why are your eyes so wet?

Cecil: Shut up Brick! *kicks him* OW!!! My leg again!

Director: Will someone please help him so we can alih on!

Thievery Control: Take 2

Brick: *moves...