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anda Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
anda go to the Empire State Building and anda ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and anda scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time anda use the Internet, anda thank Hermes.
When anda see Harry Potter, anda think of Percy with glasses.
anda burn Makanan to see if it smells good.
anda see an owl, anda go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
anda think that your kegemaran singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to anda dies and anda give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and anda create a PJO family.
anda go on a cruise and anda hope the bot isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a bot and anda pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and anda hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast anda out of the air.
anda go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
anda find your true Cinta and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
anda think George belukar, bush is a son of Ares
anda know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with anda everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
anda get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
anda get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
anda sometimes try to control water.
anda don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, anda claim anda have ADHD atau dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
anda yell "Annabeth!" everytime anda see a NY Yankees hat.
anda make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime anda see an orange shirt, anda look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
anda are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When anda see/hear about anything myhtology-related, anda talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York atau San Francisco-related.
anda are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
anda are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
anda claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your Friends argue with you.
anda have dreams about PJO characters/events
anda carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime anda pick up a pen, anda think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime anda play dodgeball, anda bring a suit of armor.
anda go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
anda find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, anda yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO anda Cinta ANNOYING ME?!"
anda stuff your Harry Potter buku in the back of your closet so anda have some lebih places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, anda say: "I hope anda shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, anda burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
anda pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) anda scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, anda pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
anda are known to scream names of the characters at Rawak times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
anda pray to Athena when anda don’t study for a math test.
And when anda flunk berkata test, anda blame her irritation on Percabeth.
anda make a senarai of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy lebih than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also anda might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When anda steal your friend's pen anda believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and anda thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
anda write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds anda from the computer, anda blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
anda want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
anda give all your Friends god parents
anda call the "Ares kids", atau school bullies, Martians.
anda kuiz fellow peminat-peminat on the minor gods and win.
anda spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
anda plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
anda imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
anda get your parents to start Membaca PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
anda think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
anda have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
anda want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks anda need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
anda blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
anda imagine Rawak unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one Brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the soalan of why anda were laughing, anda try to explain.
They think anda are nuts because anda are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
anda think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
anda know you're obsessed when anda lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
anda think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
anda go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
anda read page 287 of BotL over and over again atau say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
anda and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada atau Canadians.
anda and your PJO obsessed friend start a peminat club with only anda two in it. (I would make a Facebook chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for Facebook and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
anda get other people obsessed.
anda know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your kegemaran quote of all time comes from PJO.
anda and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, anda give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time anda see a guy in a wheelchair anda think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
anda find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, anda take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When anda burn yourself, anda curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter seterusnya to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who anda really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when anda are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
anda checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
anda know which pages the good parts are on.
anda suddenly hate thunderstorms.
anda start hearing Percabeth in every song anda hear.
anda started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
anda start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
anda never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
anda ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
anda start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each hari anda check every fansite anda know of for new information.
anda try to figure out how much Makanan dye anda need to turn Chocolate chip cookies, biskut blue.
anda make references to it in school reports and/or to Friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing anda ask someone when anda meet them is, “Have anda read PJO?”
anda yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever anda enter a boat.
anda curse a god/goddess a lot.
anda have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
anda know PJO better then most sane people
anda have pautan to every great PJO site
anda beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
anda add things to the senarai every day
anda know what anda would do if anda were Percy
anda argue with your Friends about if Nico should turn evil atau not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your Friends have read all the PJO, atau are going to in the very near future
anda wish anda could find a pelangi, rainbow to see if Iris messages work
anda give Friends and youself a godly parent,
anda are trying to learn Greek
anda keep thinking about one of the PJO buku when anda go on a trip.
anda think of percy every time anda see a dark haried green-eyed boy
anda have an instant crush on Nico!
anda just have to research lebih about greek mythology
anda want to learn Latin
anda copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a menyeberang, cross over
anda have taken every test anda can find about what demigodly parent anda would/do/should have, and your trying to get your Friends to
anda make sure all of your Friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what anda say when talking about PJO
Your Friends (At least one), think anda are obbsessed with PJO, and anda agree
anda have one atau lebih things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks anda why, anda tell them
anda have something on your school things (Or utama things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and anda don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when anda read this
anda own every single book
anda are planning on adding a lot lebih things to this list
anda call yourself a demigod
anda wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
anda plan to study Greek mythology in college
anda find yourself praying to a Rawak god when anda didn't study for a math test because anda were too busy Membaca PJO
Youv'e called someone anda know a satyr.
anda have AP European History and anda wish Annabeth could tutor anda about all the architects anda have to know.
And thats how anda know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
anda Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
anda go to the Empire State Building and anda ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and anda scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time anda use the Internet, anda thank Hermes.
When anda see Harry Potter, anda think of Percy with glasses.
anda burn Makanan to see if it smells good.
anda see an owl, anda go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
anda think that your kegemaran singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to anda dies and anda give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and anda create a PJO family.
anda go on a cruise and anda hope the bot isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a bot and anda pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and anda hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast anda out of the air.
anda go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
anda find your true Cinta and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
anda think George belukar, bush is a son of Ares
anda know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with anda everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
anda get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
anda get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
anda sometimes try to control water.
anda don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, anda claim anda have ADHD atau dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
anda yell "Annabeth!" everytime anda see a NY Yankees hat.
anda make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime anda see an orange shirt, anda look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
anda are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When anda see/hear about anything myhtology-related, anda talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York atau San Francisco-related.
anda are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
anda are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
anda claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your Friends argue with you.
anda have dreams about PJO characters/events
anda carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime anda pick up a pen, anda think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime anda play dodgeball, anda bring a suit of armor.
anda go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
anda find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, anda yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO anda Cinta ANNOYING ME?!"
anda stuff your Harry Potter buku in the back of your closet so anda have some lebih places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, anda say: "I hope anda shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, anda burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
anda pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) anda scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, anda pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
anda are known to scream names of the characters at Rawak times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
anda pray to Athena when anda don’t study for a math test.
And when anda flunk berkata test, anda blame her irritation on Percabeth.
anda make a senarai of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy lebih than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also anda might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When anda steal your friend's pen anda believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and anda thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
anda write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds anda from the computer, anda blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
anda want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
anda give all your Friends god parents
anda call the "Ares kids", atau school bullies, Martians.
anda kuiz fellow peminat-peminat on the minor gods and win.
anda spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
anda plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
anda imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
anda get your parents to start Membaca PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
anda think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
anda have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
anda want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks anda need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
anda blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
anda imagine Rawak unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one Brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the soalan of why anda were laughing, anda try to explain.
They think anda are nuts because anda are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
anda think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
anda know you're obsessed when anda lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
anda think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
anda go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
anda read page 287 of BotL over and over again atau say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
anda and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada atau Canadians.
anda and your PJO obsessed friend start a peminat club with only anda two in it. (I would make a Facebook chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for Facebook and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
anda get other people obsessed.
anda know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your kegemaran quote of all time comes from PJO.
anda and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, anda give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time anda see a guy in a wheelchair anda think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
anda find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, anda take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When anda burn yourself, anda curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter seterusnya to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who anda really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when anda are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
anda checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
anda know which pages the good parts are on.
anda suddenly hate thunderstorms.
anda start hearing Percabeth in every song anda hear.
anda started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
anda start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
anda never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
anda ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
anda start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each hari anda check every fansite anda know of for new information.
anda try to figure out how much Makanan dye anda need to turn Chocolate chip cookies, biskut blue.
anda make references to it in school reports and/or to Friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing anda ask someone when anda meet them is, “Have anda read PJO?”
anda yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever anda enter a boat.
anda curse a god/goddess a lot.
anda have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
anda know PJO better then most sane people
anda have pautan to every great PJO site
anda beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
anda add things to the senarai every day
anda know what anda would do if anda were Percy
anda argue with your Friends about if Nico should turn evil atau not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your Friends have read all the PJO, atau are going to in the very near future
anda wish anda could find a pelangi, rainbow to see if Iris messages work
anda give Friends and youself a godly parent,
anda are trying to learn Greek
anda keep thinking about one of the PJO buku when anda go on a trip.
anda think of percy every time anda see a dark haried green-eyed boy
anda have an instant crush on Nico!
anda just have to research lebih about greek mythology
anda want to learn Latin
anda copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a menyeberang, cross over
anda have taken every test anda can find about what demigodly parent anda would/do/should have, and your trying to get your Friends to
anda make sure all of your Friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what anda say when talking about PJO
Your Friends (At least one), think anda are obbsessed with PJO, and anda agree
anda have one atau lebih things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks anda why, anda tell them
anda have something on your school things (Or utama things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and anda don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when anda read this
anda own every single book
anda are planning on adding a lot lebih things to this list
anda call yourself a demigod
anda wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
anda plan to study Greek mythology in college
anda find yourself praying to a Rawak god when anda didn't study for a math test because anda were too busy Membaca PJO
Youv'e called someone anda know a satyr.
anda have AP European History and anda wish Annabeth could tutor anda about all the architects anda have to know.
And thats how anda know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
