Picks Article: Funny Text II

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posted by leuron

Well, following Vanessa example, I decided to do another one of these, let's have fun then. :P write the words, then put them on the text on the corresponding number...

1-Part of body

2-Object

3-Person

4-Number

5-Verb

6-Person

7-Adjective

8-Place

9-Verb

10-Verb

11-Adjective

12-Verb

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(3) was very (7) that day, he/she stared at my (1) for (4) saat and then he/she asked me to (5) and called me (11). I had to walk around a bit and (10) 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue (6) appeared and gave a/an (2) to (3). I screamed "(12)!!" and went to (8). My special spot, where I like to (9). (3) was always on my thoughts, (5) he/she said... Yeah it's for the best...

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leuron Nicole was very annoying that day, she stared at my nose for 25 seconds and then she asked me to scream and called me perfect. (O.o) I had to walk around a bit and cry 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue vitor appeared and gave a stuffed cat to Nicole. I screamed "stop!!" and went to the bathroom. My special spot, where I like to fall. (fall?? on the toilet?) Nicole was always on my thoughts, scream she said... Yeah it's for the best...

horatiofan5 Nick was very sad that day, he stared at my boobs for 5 seconds and then he asked me to sing and called me crazy. I had to walk around a bit and spin 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Angie appeared and gave a hammer to Nick. I screamed "Sh!t!!" and went to my room. My special spot, where I like to rest. Nick was always on my thoughts, sing he said... Yeah it's for the best... That's interesting!

tushtush Rufus was very thin that day, he stared at my mono brow for 6555 seconds and then he asked me to scratch and called me ugly. I had to walk around a bit and hop 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Rumpelstiltskin appeared and gave a bucket to Henrietta. I screamed "Lubricate!!" and went to Sacred Heart. My special spot, where I like to breathe. Gerty was always on my thoughts, run she said... Yeah it's for the best...

IsabellaAzuria My ex was very sweet that day, he stared at my ass for five seconds and then he asked me to win,and called me interesting I had to walk around a bit and die 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Mario appeared and gave a pen to my ex. I screamed "Say!!" and went to the living-room. My special spot where I like to live. My ex was always on my thoughts... win he said... Yeah it's for the best... haha.. sad. kinda true. but funny idea if it wasnt so serious in my case stared at my ass... yehh... that could have been true loooool xD

hdfanatic Mário was very smart that day, he stared at my eyes for 23 seconds and then he asked me to run and called me lazy. I had to walk around a bit and walk 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Vitor appeared and gave a door to Mário. I screamed "Listen!!" and went to the park. My special spot, where I like to say. Mário was always on my thoughts, run he said... Yeah it's for the best...

Sephisis17 Whatevs nic :P

leuron Run Nic you lazy bum!! :P Hey Vitor where does the door lead to?? o.O

Sephisis17 TO DARKNESS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Roxyn Miguel was very cool that day, he stared at my arms for 4 seconds and then he asked me to forget and called me cute. I had to walk around a bit and bleed 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue catia appeared and gave a ball to miguel. I screamed "drive!!" and went to the beach. My special spot, where I like to awake. Miguel was always on my thoughts, forget he said... Yeah it's for the best...

pollyloveshouse RICHARD was very SMELLY that day, he/she stared at my BIG TOE for 42 seconds and then he/she asked me to SNEEZE and called me SPONTANEOUS. I had to walk around a bit and LAUGH 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue JOSH appeared and gave a PILLOW to RICHARD. I screamed "KILL!!" and went to ICELAND. My special spot, where I like to DROP (??). RICHARD was always on my thoughts, SNEEZE he/she said... Yeah it's for the best...

cocacola KEVIN was very RED-BULLISTIC that day, he stared at my EYE for 17 seconds and then he asked me to DRAW and called me ECCENTRIC. I had to walk around a little bit and BUY STUFF cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue, JAY LENO appeared and gave a DEAD SQUIRREL to KEVIN. I screamed "DANCE!" and went to ATLANTIS, my special spot where I like to RUN. KEVIN was always on my thoughts, Draw he said...Yeah its for the best....

dramaqueen00 lol!

dramaqueen00 NANCY was very LAZY that day,she stared at my TUMMY for 14 seconds and asked me to EAT FATTY FOODS and called me DRUNK.I had to walk around and KISS PEOPLE cause I couldn't belive it.Then out of the blue BARACK OBAMA appeared and gave a MCDONALDS KIDS MEAL to NANCY.I screamed "DIE!" and went to SATURN,my special spot were i like to FLY.NANCY was always on my thoughts,eat fatty foods she said...Yeah its for the best...

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Funny Signs

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amazondebs' bahagian, atas 5 tips for picks

posted by amazondebs

well okay maybe these finger nails are interesting

hei gals and guys.

This artikel is basically bits and bats on what i think make a brilliant pick just that little bit extra sparkly...i don't suppose it has any real purpose but hopefully some of anda will find it useful....or a amusing read :)

5. bahagian, atas tip number five, pick something interesting...I'm pretty certain no one really has an opinion on what color everyone's teapots are atau finds the length of your finger nails amusing. It may seem like a obvious thing but don't ask a pick for the sake of just asking a pick. Ask a pick to hear people's opinions atau to entertain.

4. bahagian, atas tip number four,...

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A Guide to Choosing

posted by 18marras

Look at your first option.

-Is it convinient
-Is it appropriate
-Is it neccesarry
-Is it a good choice

If no to two atau lebih of the above questions, skip that option. Look at the seterusnya and ask yourself the same questions. anda may find the other option similar, inappropriate, unnessary, not a good choice and inconvinient.
So, if the other choice is worse than the first option, skip that choice, and just go with option no.1.
If the saat choice is as good as atau better than the first, consider it.

It should be convinient for anda and others through change. How and will it benefit people, how, and will?...

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Twilight What have anda done to my wife

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This is hilarious!!!!

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a dead world

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sonic Membaca

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STOP TPP! COME ON! SIGN AND SPREAD THE WORD!

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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would anda be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would anda be able to do if Penulisan fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would anda do if it's illegal to do a cover of your kegemaran song on YouTube? What would anda do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would anda do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...

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To Pick atau not to Pick.

posted by alice_cullen_12

Yes. The tajuk is true. To pick atau not to pick. That is my question. It is your job, dear fanpoppers, to answer. After Membaca this article/guide/storybook, when anda are educated picker, decide whether anda will fanpick atau not.

Pros and Cons of fanpicking.

Pros: Let's anda share your opinion. Let's anda get out your anger. Has cool icons. Has cool answers. Made sejak fans, not the government. Not Obama atau Corporate America. THE FANS!

Cons:Takes up your precious time. Hurts your head when anda think about your decision too much.

Story Time!

There once was fanpicker named Sue. Sue was having an internal...