I hope there isn't really a user named "smurf". I don't want to offend them.

*Bares teeth, snarls and stalks smurf like tiger stalks Frosties*

Shunning them is a bit extreme, but I'll still express my hate for Smurfs to them.

I'd befriend them, and convince them to help me scare my darling twin dazl! muahahaha! Luv you hun!

Careful there, Knifey, that sounds a little like trolling...

<Holds gun to own head> I've become what I hate!

*screams* Knifey, put the gun down!

Yes, that you have become...just poke yourself to be reminded, or let dazl hit you with her sack of doorknobs...but don't do anything extreme.

Eden, do you really think thats a good idea, since the effects of marissa's snow globe hasn't worn off yet?

<Puts the gun down slowly> Dazl! Get the doorknob sack! We have a whole load of sense to knock into my head.

*Aims with sack, and falls over*

Wow! Easy there! We want to knock some sense back, not leave him senseless.

Knifey, excuse my darling twin...she drank marissa's snow globe and apparently it has had an inebriating effect on her.

Dazl! Pull yourself together!

Kablam!

We could have a Fanpop wedding. Then inevitably someone will get drunk and make anti-Smurf comments. A huge fight will break out and, in the chaos, I steal all the wedding gifts. :D

Knifewrench...hello?...*panics*

Dazl, I said some sense back, not senseless!...

Ohh yeah, I'm with Chel there. Sounds really good.

id have to get to know them before judging them i dont LIKE smurfs or HATE them
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p.s the wedding sounds good chel1395

<stands up slowly> Hi guys.... How long was I out for?

*sighs in relief* Knifey, almost 8 hours.

Did it work?

Yup, I now acknowledge that I should be tolerant of smurfs, although I still don't know how to spell "acknowledge" correctly....

lol

It's fine...it is spelled correctly..now "tolerant" is another deal...I think you need to rest some more.

If people did this more in real life there would be a lot more friendships.

I think I knocked Knifey's spelling out of him. Hold still Knifey! I think my eyesights coming back...

See, I slept on this. It was uncomfortable. Pushed me out of the bed. Twice. And I decided that unless they made pro-Smurf comments that insulted my antiSmurfism directly, such as

"Oh dazl, the Smurfs are so much better than you. There was a parade and everything."

I would have to kill them. Otherwise, I'd be content to stalk them.

Wait, what do you mean that's the same answer I gave earlier!

hahaha... I just read the above comments and laughed about 50 times.

Anyway... how do you know there isn't a user named "smurf"? Maybe they're extremely offended by this question. Keep one eye open, at all times. They might want revenge.

In that case, I'm as good as dead.

*Looks at trail of anti-Smurf comments strewn around Fanpop*

Oh dear.

we wait quietly for now & shun them, then when the time comes we POUNCE!

i just worry ill get bits of blue in my teeth

Not only the trail of anti-Smurf comments, but the massacre...Do you know how many Smurfs dazl has tortured, beaten, smothered and eaten?..

smurfs deserve to be tortured beaten smothered & eaten, not to mention impaled & propless

Oh XpsychotickissX! I disagree, I am friendly with the smurfs just so I can keep one hidden in the fort I share with my twin dazl...like I said, just in case! :P muahahahaha!

they seem fun to torture

Eden! You're making it worse! They're following me now...

It's aaallll in yooour heaaaad...

only cos i know the guy it would be though.

and be kind :)