Since the early 1800's a steadily growing group of people now referred to as Pineappleoligist have been researching the link between the Pineapple & the structure of reality.

The Pineapple (Ananas comosus), native to southern Brazil & Paraguay is thought to hold the ultimate answer to everything if Pineappleoligist are able to unlock the secrets of its two interlocking spirals, eight spirals in one direction, thirteen in the other; each being a Fibonacci number. The divergence angle of the spirals, approximately 137.51°, is the golden angle, dividing the bulatan in the golden ratio....